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After a lot of analysis, I've determined that they're actually big red dots; they're just very far away.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3212/
Cats: it's the enemy
This is what we've been training for.
RELEASE THE CATEN!
Would cats care about red dots that aren't moving? My impression is cats just have a hunting instinct that is triggered by everything moving that is small enough to be prey, including red dots, but only if they are moving...
Software engineers: test failures
Or breakpoints
Probably rfp. Maybe localized to mitochondria or something? Which protein are you tagging? What cell line are you using? Where's the scale?
The NPC from panel 2 and 4 should be swapped
Jasper isn't a color! Amateurs
There's a mineral called jasper that is often reddish brown, but it can also appear in a lot of other colours. So unlike malachite, ruby, or emerald, it's not a great name for a colour.
Did you mean to reply to someone else? It sounds like you agree with me there.
Well, yes.
Amateurs
What did you just say?
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