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[–] 45 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If you take a camera into a jury courtroom you're going to jail.

If they take a camera into a jury courtroom they get a scolding.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    You are surely aware that recording in this jurisdiction is illegal.

    Your honor - there's nothing in the statues that explicitly refer to eyeglasses tech. And we were looking forward to competing for the Meta I Spy Courtroom Social Media Bonus.

    What?

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  • [–] 34 points 6 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 20 points 6 months ago

    Stuff them all in a locker and throw away the key

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago*

    The glasses were doing real time deepfakes of the women in the jury, INNOVATION!

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    Make your haters your marketers #SigmaGrindset

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    Come on judge, figure out some way to give him the death penalty for contempt of court.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    @FlakesBongler@hexbear.net I don't know how to make Simpsons images that haven't been precreated. Can you give those glasses to the bailiff?

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    My computer is on the fritz, so in the meantime, let's enjoy this classic moment the Flakes Bongler way

    Screenshots from Frinkiac, posted while i'm sitting somewhere instead of doing my actual job

    And because of image posting limits, part 2 will be posted in about five minutes

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