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Hmmm... I feel like... maybe she is upset because she is having dinner with a leopard and she is on the menu...
No way would a leopard eat her face. She voted for the leopard, after all.
Boo fucking hoo pick me.
Oh no!!! Anyways...
I’m curious how this guy was claiming asylum when his mom is a part of the government in Colombia. I guess I shouldn’t ascribe his mother's politics to him, but that feels hypocritical when your family supports the GOP from abroad.
Not enough nelson or leopard for some of these dipshits.
this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2026
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