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He said exactly 1 frank

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[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 12 points 2 months ago

I asked the Buddhist hot dog vendor to make me one with everything.

When I paid and asked for my change, he replied 'change comes from within.'

[-] Photonic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Was he making a Frankfurter?

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