Pffft, I wish. I doubt i have more than 3 pounds of cheese in my fridge.

Not even remotely close to true, but holy fuck could you imagine trying to suck all that down?

If I could afford it, I'd eat that much cheese too.

I gotta up my cheese game, letting down my homeland smh my head

Maybe they are talking about the currency.

Which is why in America they look for Mornay sauce residues instead of blood in homicide crime scenes.

Edit: grammar

If anyone ate that much in a day they would achieve levels of anal retention that would make most political pundits blush

Nope. I prefer Munster.

I wish.