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[-] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago

It only works with android

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

What about the eyePhone?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

It does have the most Data.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

So I flew to Mexico city now what

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Ask around for "telefono en bungholio"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Unlimited Data on the Cellular Peptide network.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Gotta Boost the deflector array

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Best Sprint before it explodes!

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

There's a place that does that on Friday nights. Little fuzzy on it's name, though.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

With enough lube you could get one installed immediately

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I did as you said but it's a little hard to answer when I'm shopping at Old Navy.

Old Navy special deal

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I just now realise why bender in futurama has space in his body

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

This episode freaked me out as a kid, and I refuse to believe it wasn't directly influenced by Twin Peaks.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

That looks so phoney

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

If you get one like Derek Zoolander's, you could simply ingest the phone.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

No? Looks like we’ll need to extend the antenna

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Some things were easier in the GSM days.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I still sometimes think about he transhumanist guy who surgically implanted an LCD monitor in his right arm and WiFi chip in his left. Last I saw he reported psychological distress after a while. I wonder what became of them.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I only know about this person, probably not who you think of: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Harbisson

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

All I've got is a condom and a nokia brick. Bend over.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

When the phone inside his ribcage rings it's not for me

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Me telling off the source of all my problems

this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2023
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