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[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

Sleeps in suit and tie. Wakes up and puts on something more comfortable to lounge in.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago

He doesn't. The tie is still there.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

oh shit you are right. I though that was like an open button up over a white under shirt.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah, a tie is the one single item of clothing I simply cannot sleep in. Suit? Uniform? Body Armour? No issues. Add a tie and it just gets on my nerves too much.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

โ€œI tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.โ€ -- Kurt Vonnegut

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Everyone needs a "Zero day" every now and then.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

every now and then.

So what are we talking here, every other day? Every third day? I don't want to overdo it.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Every 24 hours is good

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

That depends on your own mental health situation, but I do it about every other week

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I ended up "under-doing" it, got the flu as a result, and ended up having three zero days in a row followed by three bare minimum days.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

If you're still alive at the end of the day, you did the bare minimum.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Unless you have kids, they have to be alive too at end of the day to meet minimum criteria.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

OK, good point. You and your dependents, including spouses and cats.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Cats yes. Don't hold me responsible for spouse though, that's too stressful.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

You can (nearly) always make new ones.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
  1. Strap helmets on your kids.

  2. Fill an automatic pet feeder with Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

  3. Do nothing else.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘

Here is your bare-minimum trophy ๐Ÿ†

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

*I'm not even going to do the bare minimum today, am I?

That grammar bothered me more than it should have.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Me recovering from covid. And also, you know, the dysthymia.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I remember when I had a weak strain of COVID (barely any symptoms except for achiness all over, slight stuffiness, brain fog, and trouble getting enough oxygen). Even without doing anything, I was tired enough at the end of the day to sleep about 9-10 hours straight.

I wouldn't want to have a stronger strain, and I hope you get better soon.

this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2023
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