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[-] FahrenheitGhost@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Cue the LinkedIn lunatic ranting that employment candidates asking critical questions of hiring organizations are a cancer on all industries.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 142 points 2 days ago

"We opened a position in response to feedback from the person whose former role you're interviewing for."

"You increased staffing?"

"No. We created an opening in response to their feedback."

[-] kamen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

They promoted that former person to customer.

[-] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago

"We fixed the glitch"

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

He fed us a suggestion, then we kicked his back.

[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

We politely asked him not to leave an ass print on the door on his way out, because we're a family here.

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 day ago
[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

A cow that performed three miracles?

[-] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 76 points 2 days ago

"Employees were complaining about low morale. So we threw them a mandatory after work pizza party for team building! It was a real hit, almost everyone showed up!"

[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"It wasn't even paid. They just really wanted ~~their job~~pizza."

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[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Oh yes, this is delicious! I'm making a note now.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 43 points 2 days ago

If i wanted to be jobless, sure. lol

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 days ago

Thank you.

People who post shit like this seem to think the streets are littered with such a rich variety of job offers that we can pick out the best ones like we’re shopping for avocados, completely oblivious to the fact that the vast, vast majority of us need a job right fucking now to survive, and are going to happily snag the first offer we get no matter what evil fuck it’s for.

[-] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 days ago

Remember post COVID how people were quiet quitting and CEO's were talking about how workers had too much power?

I remember.

[-] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago

That's why they're so desperate to make AI happen

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[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

I've been there, too. I ignored warning signs because I was desperate, and then wished I hadn't later. Saying that you will accept any job that comes your way is a good route to getting fucked over.

You might think that you need the money, but it really isn't worth it when you lose your job a week later and your temp agency won't answer your calls anymore. There are some crazy, toxic workplaces out there.

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[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

Don't be so sure. Honestly, even if this question would have made me feel uncomfortable in the moment, I can tell you that it would elevate my opinion of any candidate I was interviewing because it's actually a very thoughtful but also important thing to consider. I actually can't recall at the moment anybody ever asking something like this in any interview I've done -- normally it's the basic stuff like "do you like working here" or "can you walk me through your typical day" kind of questions.

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[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It behooves you to ask the interviewer some questions, too. It helps to give you an idea about whether or not you want to work there.

There were definitely times when I had a bad interview, I still got the job, and I wished that I hadn't. Don't ignore warning signs because you're desperate! Sometimes it's better to have no job at all.

[-] PineRune@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

For the people that can't afford not to take the crappy job, sometimes it's best to just take it but keep looking for something better. Not everybody has money in the bank to be picky about employment.

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[-] ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

If nobody ever questioned anything, nothing would ever change. Be the change you want to see, and stop shitting on people for actually standing up for something.

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[-] m3t00@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

does the bathroom have a good fart fan

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[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

It will ensure you don’t get hired is all it will do.

[-] Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

I would ask if they would rather an employee who is skilled and will do fair work for fair pay or if they want someone who will say anything to get paid.

If you don't need the money right now, you can dodge bullets.

[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Yes they want someone who will just follow instructions. A 50% productive employee for 10 years is better than a 100% productive employee for 2 in the eyes of capitalism

[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 49 points 2 days ago

What's studdering? Something to do with breeding animals, I assume?

[-] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 76 points 2 days ago

I think they mean if they put on an eye piece and start repairing a watch in front of you. Happened to me so many times.

Someone who studders.

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[-] undree@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

If they don't answer with the STAR method I am walking

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[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago

Your average hiring manager for IC level employees will have no insight into that.

[-] then_three_more@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago

Add I the end of the question, "that had a positive impact on you" they're an employee too afterall

[-] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

"We are actually a 3rd party responsible for finding and hiring candidates for our clients. We largely operate independently from the company."

[-] thesystemisdown@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

That too is an insight into the company.

[-] BigDiction@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

This would a funny question at my work.

You want a change? Scope it and present at the sprint planning. If it makes sense it gets built.

Happens multiple times every 2-3 weeks.

[-] Hoimo@ani.social 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

But that's a code change, that's like saying "we changed the products from being in the back to being on the shelves".

Do you also change your process? Do you divide the work differently? Did you hire a new person to take care of those tasks that are never prioritized and then suddenly become emergency fixes?

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