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[–] 135 points 7 months ago (16 children)

I recently had a hard time explaining to a coworker that the "Increase number of decimals" button in Excel doesn't work if you already exported to a CSV with only a decimal of precision. It worked on their end because they had the excel file, but I had the CSV. I managed to come up with a clever and innovative solution to the problem though; I gave up and worked on something else.

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago (8 children)

    Excel is pretty awful software. 

    10-15 years ago it was good, but it just isn’t anymore. 

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    [–] 50 points 7 months ago (31 children)

    I have a colleague making close to twice my salary struggling with IT...but he's extremely skilled at his actual job.

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  • [–] 32 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I overheard someone considerably high up in my organization struggling to understand the concept of an email BCC (Blind Carbon Copy).

    He was trying to figure out how to notify a large number of people via email without letting them know who else was receiving the email.

    Some things may fall under IT but they should really fall under the category of things every professional should understand.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Yup. The key is are they paid to save pdfs? Or are they paid to do other things?

    I can save the shit out of some PDFs, but I’ve only ever made one sale in my entire life.

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  • Are they paid to use the toilet to go to the bathroom or are they paid for other things? If they're paid for other things, they should shit on the floor wherever they happen to be and let the janitors handle that since they're the ones paid to clean things up.

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    [–] 41 points 7 months ago (16 children)

    We just got a new employee at work. She is in her 60s and 100% computer illiterate. I had to give her training on how to use a mouse and how to click on bookmarks to open our shared sheets. She somehow deleted everything on one sheet the first day, but shes getting better. She doesn't own any computers and her phone is some no name model from 12 years ago. Im kinda impressed shes made it this far.

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    I need to start faking computer illiteracy or at least downplaying my level of literacy. Employers notice how quickly I get computer-related tasks done, but then they expect that as my norm while my coworkers are struggling to use any device without a touch screen.

    The last new hire I trained was in his mid-twenties and lacked basic tech literacy outside of the iPhone. I asked him to write up a quick protocol using a template I sent him. He typed the text of the Outlook file preview into notepad and went from there. I was baffled.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    That's the youngest I've heard of someone like that. My grandpa was like that and in his 90s and I still thought he should get a computer for at least banking and stuff.

    She must have been in her mid 40's when the iPhone came out, that's young enough to be interested and learn about the tech. She must have just actively ignored it or refused out of principle or something.

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    [–] 39 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

    Followed by listening to them complain about how they are struggling with money because of how much their cars are costing them. Meanwhile I can't even afford to learn to drive and had to walk or cycle to work in the pissing rain again.

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  • [–] 35 points 7 months ago

    Been under a team leader long time ago. She double clicked all web page links. It was the first time I have been silent while witnessing something so outrageous.

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  • [–] 29 points 7 months ago

    Me watching someone who makes three times my salary use Excel for graphic design.

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  • [–] 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    my dude, try having to do a job for someone who makes more that year than you will your entire life, and see them struggle with any simple task.

    it doesn't matter the task. you will shit your gasket at the fact they will make more that year than you will your entire life, and you will not get a tip regardless. it will piss your nugget twice the flip fuck off.

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    [–] 23 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Dean at my college makes 4x my salary, he thinks I personally invented "VPN" to confuse him and make his life difficult

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    No word of a lie, I worked in a place where HR would print the company credit card statements, load the printed sheets back into the printer scanner, and email them to each employee individually from the copier.

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    [–] 12 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    Stupid brain surgeons, don't know how to save to pdf, I should make more money than them!

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago

    Not to mention that damn AC vent blowing right on ya

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago

    I had a user come to me with a PDF issue my app was generating. They kept getting the document in landscape, and wanted it on portrait. They were the only user with this issue, and it stumped me. I checked the underlying code, and everything was set to portrait mode, except the last page, which contained a sketch and was set to landscape mode.

    I asked him to show me exactly what he did when he made the PDF. Instead of just downloading the provided PDF, he had his system set to open it on Adobe Reader. He would then use a PDF printer (Microsoft, or cutePDF) to save the doc. His printer was set to landscape.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Everyone here is bashing in op, but when you have to help the 50eth person who clearly doesn't even understand the fundamentals of their job, with editing a word file even tho you already sent them the tutorial, it just gets to you. But I guess I did sign up for first level support.

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