Also those suits don't protect you from radiation. All they are there for is to prevent you from tracking radioactive contamination outside of a contaminated area.
They might protect you against alpha/beta particles
I prefer to think of radiation as venomous rocks.
Radiation is S P I C Y A U R A
It's more like spicy elements, since the vast majority of oxygen, nitrogen, carbon, and argon isotopes are, by occurrence, not radioactive, and radioactive elements would still be dangerous in a vacuum environment.
Or when you swallow them.
It's kinda ironic then that bananas are not spicy since they're measurably radioactive 🍌☢️
They can be if you're allergic!
Reminds me of a colleague at work who said he didn't like apples because they are too spicy
He genuinely didn't know it was an allergic reaction
I looked at it for too long thinking it was an anagram.
What about radiation in space..
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