This is very much just a MY family thing. But most of my family members cannot stand when I eat kimchi in the house. I love it so I'm not going to stop but gosh, they get so grossed out.
When I was a kid, I was eating cereal and toast. A piece of toast fell in the cereal and me, being a kid, I just cut it up with a spoon and ate it anyway.
To my surprise, it made the milk and cereal warm and buttery, and made the toast slightly soft and milky. It was delicious!
And so ever since then, when I have cereal and toast, I dunk the toast in the cereal. Everyone thinks this is weird. EVERYONE!!
Your actions are proud and you should feel proud! (I will admit I’m having trouble getting in board with the person who likes miracle whip. The applications they described are legit, but MW’s ingredients are just so terrible, I can’t bring myself to endorse its use. Surely there are more natural alternatives?)
It's a highly processed mayonnaise which they dilute with water and modified starch, then increase its volume by blowing nitrogen into the mix.
Fun fact:
It was invented during the Great Depression, for people who couldn't afford real mayonnaise.
And mayonnaise was allegedly invented during the Siege of Fort St Philip in the 7-Years-War, because real cream wasn't available.
So Miracle Whip is a poor man's version of a wartime alternative to whipped cream.
I like 100% dark chocolate. Like Lindt 100% cocoa dark chocolate. I once pranked my office. I got reactions from "This is chalk. I fucking hate you." to "I like dark chocolate, let me try some... What the FUCK!! This tastes like burnt tires!"
Nothing tbh, not in the sense you mean. Mainly because anyone that judgy isn't allowed to stay in my life long.
However, I do have one oddball thing I enjoy that has never been enjoyed as much as I do by anyone. Tbh, lukewarm "it ain't so bad I'll waste it" is about the best I've ever gotten.
Peanut butter, bologna, and bread & butter pickle sandwich. Just a thin layer of pb on each slice of bread, a slice of bologna on each side, then sliced pickles in between. Sometimes I did the bologna only on one side, and it hits different.
It sounds like it should fail hard. But it's synergistic. It's like throwing cheddar on your pb&j, or your apple pie. Or dunking tortilla chips in your chili.
Now, I can't say it's some kind of taste explosion, it isn't. None of the ingredients are a flavor bomb. But the way the pickles cut through the fats, and the textures rumble through the mouth make it a good treat now and then.
Also, I have had heated discussions about how and when both margarine and miracle whip are useful, or even superior, in specific cases. I despise food snobbery to begin with, but there's people that just get so fucking smug about those two things that it's ridiculous. Nobody has to like them, but don't be a dick. And don't pretend like they don't have properties that are distinct from similar products.
Like, margarine is never going to taste better than actual butter to the vast majority of the human species. But it does react different than butter, shortening, or lard when baking. If you want the range of spread and texture it gives, good luck nailing the right mix of other fats from batch to batch. It's possible, but a pain in the ass. It also works very well as a spread, so if you don't mind the chemically flavor, it works well on toast.
Miracle whip, yeah, sweetish mayo seems weird. But any application where you'd be adding something sweet to begin with, it tends to be more evenly sweet. So, sweet pickle juice as an ingredient is awesome, but can be overpowering as well as uneven for salads and some sandwiches. A teaspoon of MW alongside a tablespoon of your mayo of preference in a salad, or deviled eggs, lets you adjust things more finely.
It's also really nice on sandwiches where really strong mustards are present. That hint of sweet alongside the usually egginess works. Extra so on hot sandwiches. Not gonna put it on a blt where it would drown out the maters, but a thick roast beef with a horseradish mustard? Yeah, it's pretty fucking bomb there.
Any time we eat spiral cut honey ham (a couple holidays a year) my favorite thing in the world is eating it with a metric fuckton of extra hot horseradish. Im not a huge fan of hot peppers, but the particular heat and sweetness of horseradish with the super sweet and savory of the honey ham.. it's incredible
Oh I also get judged for my Thanksgiving plate. I mix up my mashed potatoes, gravy, a little stuffing, and turkey, and then shove this mix into the middle of a roll and eat it that way.
Oh I also get judged for my Thanksgiving plate. I mix up my mashed potatoes, gravy, a little stuffing, and turkey, and then shove this mix into the middle of a roll and eat it that way.
With the exception of the mashed potatoes that’s just standard Boxing Day supper in Newfoundland. Similarly, and even more popular, start with bread, then turkey and gravy on top, to make a hot turkey sandwich, then on the side start with fries and top with stuffing (we call it dressing here) and gravy, and you’ve got a side of FDG (fries dressing and gravy) which is the greatest thing on earth. I love me some poutine but fries dressing and gravy beats it out every time.
Anchovies. I wouldn't say judged but I'm alone in my love for them. Everyone in my house likes kimchi. It is loud smelling, I can sort of understand your family.
Make them a kimchi grilled cheese, or the kimchi/butter noodles - sometimes having it cooked lets it "click" for people, that was the gateway kimchi for everyone else in my house.
At work it's licorice, though the old lady directly across from me does like it. I can imagine not liking it, but yum it's my second favorite candy.
Everyone thinks I'm crazy for loving anchovies especially on pizza but they're amazing. I'm sorry I doubted my mom for so long when she said how great it is
This reminds me of a lunch food item back when I was in middle school called sirloin steak. Basically a thick patty made of ground beef with gravy.
It is unfortunately in the distinct shape of doo doo and all the kids laughed at me for it but I couldn’t help myself. It tasted so good I got it anytime it was on the menu.
I think you might be referring to salisbury steak, as sirloin is a specific cut of beef. I totally agree, though! It's really easy and delicious to make at home, and anyone who judges you for it that eats burgers is a damn hypocrite.
My favorite is to stuff dates with blue cheese and bacon. So much sweet, rich, fatty, salty, and umami that it is almost unbearable. But, it's also kind of like chewing on the toes of a fresh mummy if blue cheese isn't your thing.
Rice pudding is a dish made from rice and milk, and commonly other ingredients such as sweeteners, spices, flavourings and sometimes eggs.
Variants are used for either desserts or dinners. When used as a dessert, it is commonly combined with a sweetener such as sugar. Such desserts are found on many continents, especially Asia, where rice is a staple. Some variants are thickened only with the rice starch, while others include eggs, making them a kind of custard.[1]
The article does mention a couple of similar east Asian dishes:
East Asia
Ba bao fan (Chinese) with glutinous rice, red bean paste, lard, sugar syrup, and eight kinds of fruits or nuts; traditionally eaten at the Chinese New Year
Put chai ko (Hong Kong) made with white or brown sugar, long-grain rice flour, red beans, and a little cornstarch. It can be commonly found as street food and has a gelatinous consistency.
Tarak-juk (Korea): juk (rice porridge) made with milk.
I mean, I can run down to my local 7-11 and get cups of the stuff 24/7.
I love insta ramen. I really do, and you can do a lot of variations, and I am not saying stuff that is like cook a meal and add ramen. Just simples stuff that is extra delicious.
For example, if I like the seasoning I sometimes save extra seasoning packages to make it extra seasoned.
You can make it and drain most or all water, add seasoning and butter and that is it, awesome.
You can drain some or all water and add heavy cream or even just milk, butter and extra seasoning. I like this chicken of beef bouillon, but any seasoning that you like works, just need to be something that dissolves easily and you don't need to cook for a long time you extract flavor.
If you are feeling fancy you can add some hotdogs.
That is it, I love it and would eat more and pass on a lot of dishes for insta ramen but when I do people think I am only choosing ramen because I don't like the other options, like a last resort, but cound not be further than the true. I tell people I really like it and prefer it, but they have a hard time believing me.
Lengua is the freaking best, but any of my friends or coworkers who didn't grow up eating it just look at me like I've lost my mind when I order it. (My partner being the exception, but he doesn't want to eat it.)
Also I just had yellowtail cheeks for the first time this past year and oh my God. What a flavor and texture!
I'm trying to get more people to try hotdogs and chocolate syrup. Its the most american thing I've come up with but it isn't bad and makes it sweet instead of savory like ketchup does. Obviously I don't do it every time but once in a while
I don't know if this counts, but grease. Especially pepperoni grease, the orange stuff. I will just run my finger through it and lick it off, or sop it up with bread of some kind (garlic knots are great for this).
Canned meats like tuna or spam (technically it's not spam as it's chicken/beef (and not branded spam)) but it's meat in a can in general. It's largely a smell issue in my house and my family hates the smell.
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