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[-] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 45 points 2 months ago

I'm incredibly dumb in biology but the joke is that hienas, hedgehogs and that specific bird species always leave their children alone and stranded after a certain age?

[-] HeroHelck@lemmy.dbzer0.com 86 points 2 months ago

I assume the joke is that they have very difficult birthing processes?

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 94 points 2 months ago

Left to right we have

  • traumatic birth through pseudopenis
  • SPIKEY BABY
  • giant egg
[-] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago

On the porcupine the babies quills, kinda like horse hooves, are soft at first and begin to harden afterwards but aren't super spiky for a few days. But yeah a split psuedo banana and an egg that is almost literally the same size as you aren't picnics

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Especially the hyena…

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 months ago

I think that bird is a kiwi

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 27 points 2 months ago
[-] otters_raft@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago
[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

man... sucks to be a tiny ostrich but lay big ostritch size eggs

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

it gets harder but you have adapted to the preceeding stage.

[-] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

I dunno, the 'kid is intelligent enough to go to the fridge and get food themselves' and 'kid no longer craps their pants' is a hell of an upgrade. I haven't made it to a point where things are harder than it was before either of those things.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah, at some point it should get easier, but if you have a troubling teen, again, things are challenging in a different way to managing tantrums in a toddler.

[-] Railcar8095@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago

Thats my trick, i havent adapted to any stage yet.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

to be fair to you, I adapt a lot , some well, some not well, but adapting to the constant resistence and fighting is something I haven't adapted to yet. It's one thing to change a nappy, it's another to change a nappy attached to a screaming, squirming child

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago

It definitely gets different. Easier or harder kind of depends.

[-] brisk@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Thanks, I was reading this as pertaining to subsequent children, not stages, and was confused

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I guess it does get easier with subsequent children, your mileage may vary, but also, you do stop giving as much of a fuck if you have more kids, especially if you go from "individual attention" mode to "manage the herd" mode.

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