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[-] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 35 points 2 days ago

"And what may we do for you today, young Master?" inquired the stylist.

"Just make me look like I'm an inbred member of the Bratva looking to audition for membership of a Neo-Nazi organization."

"...Very good, Sir."

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

He's actually not part of the European royalty genepool, as he was born long before his mom married the crown prince.

He just have one of those naturally punchable faces.

[-] DaMummy@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And funnily enough, there's WAY more ties to his family to Epstein and the Jewish mobs than there is to Russia and their mobs. He's lucky he's a boy, or who knows what else he might've been thrown into.

[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Looks like Draco Malfoy lol

[-] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 4 points 2 days ago

The Temu knock-off version, anyway.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago

The same Princess that was in contact with Epstein for years

[-] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Perfect casting for Beavis and Butthead.

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