And, it totally won't stream everything to Elon's personal data center where only he, every employee, and every billionaire, and any script kiddie hacker, have complete access to everything every robot records.

"Another service I can provide is to observe your family's urination process and analyze your feces for potential issues. I'll follow you to the restroom now. This is a free service, included in the monthly subscription fee. If you spread your knees a bit, I can use my fingertip camera."

Or “accidentally” kill you in your sleep for making a post disparaging herr leader.

If you don't have your own sleep paralysis demon, store bought is fine

There is no way on I would trust anything that asshat musk produces.

No handjob no purchase.

People need to go watch or rewatch "The Second Renaissance" from the Animatrix.

(Uh, NSFW gore warning)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sU8RunvBRZ8

they could literally fall over and kill you, they’re heavy as fuck

Then at 7 am it will wake you up with a Musk’s Sieg Heil salute accompanied by some nazi song.

*and send all those data to D'Ellon

Guess my £150 tracker watch isn't necessary anymore /s