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Taste Is Subjective (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

Computer: "Counselor Troi has been notified."

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Captain, the ship's computer shows that replicator comfort meals are up a whopping %4000. I think you should reconsider your "always on red alert" crew readyness policy.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Boimler time FTFY

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

On the one hand: no matter what you replicate it's ethical, nutritious, and good for you. There are literally no bad choices for your body.

On the other: you have access to a bottomless culinary database that spans innumerable diets, cultures, broad swaths of history... and you order Chef Boyardee's finest with a few saltines. I think it's time to talk to the ship's counselor, because nobody should be eating struggle meals in a post-scarcity society.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Struggle meals have a charm, honestly. Its simple, if I had billions of dollars I'd still eat it.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

"We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner!"

"But we would eat Kraft dinner."

"Of course we would! We'd just eat more!"

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

And buy really expensive ketchups with it. Dijon ketchups.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

With all of the fanciest ketchups!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Fuck yes I am. Hostess cupcakes for dessert.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

But what if I want to eat trash food that's bad for my body to punish myself for having the audacity to continue to exist?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Computer: That option does not exist in the replicator database. Please seek medical attention if you are contemplating self-harm.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Fine, fine. Guess I'll just go lick the warp core!

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

The apostrophe is not needed. Nothing belongs to the spaghettios.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

The Spaghettios cannot be trusted with belongings. They know what they did.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

That's why they look like zeroes to reflect this fact.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Oh you are so wrong, my friend. The Spaghetti-Os possess many things. Some of them even spiritual.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

The Spaghettio guy is a person, and they deserve our respect.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Banana. Hot. Banana. Hot.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Luke warm is for Star Wars fans.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

The saltines are a nice touch.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Who are they putting on airs for? Speghettios needs no accompaniment.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I have it admit, It's actually a bit unnerving to see someone put effort into spaghettios.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Do these taste like metal to anyone else?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Only if you eat then out of a can like a monster! But yeah sometimes they also taste like metal. It goes well with barely expired managers special milk, though.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Can imagine my ex asking "Computer, open can of raviolis, room temperature".

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Needs potato chips.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Hmm, tastes like tauntaun.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Ensign, you are relieved of duty and are to report to the Counselor immediately for mental evaluation.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Saltines, eh? I may need to try that sometime...

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