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Snow leopard mauls tourist who tried to take its photo in China
(www.usatoday.com)
literal leopards ate my face, nice
In her defense, this is only the third recorded attack by a snow leopard ever, and the first without extenuating circumstances (one previous attacker was rabid and the other was toothless and desperate).
Not that I think she knew that, but I do and I'd probably have been mauled right alongside her (snow leopards are my favorite animal and I make poor choices).
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.