this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2023
121 points (93.5% liked)

Memes

45546 readers
1078 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 9 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One spoonful calms you down. Two spoonfuls help you sleep. But three spoonfuls and you'll go into a sleep so deep you'll never wake up.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Other ingredients like mercury, lead and arsenic for strong bones and robust lungs.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It'll cure anything that ails you! Lol

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Or at least make you not care about it anymore haha

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Nah, you wanna stay awake for all that ๐Ÿ˜‚