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Shopping in 2026
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I want a stove with knobs
Just poop there every day
Siri Voice:
'Okay John, I've made a doctor's appointment for you explaining that your IBS and Gerd are now making you poop too much. I've also sent a picture of your poops. I've also ordered you a Bidet and sent a note to your SO that you're not going out tonight '
Life Hack: don't plug it in. Ta-Da!
It’s self powered by a turbine with the flow of the water. It either has a built in cell antenna or searches for an open WiFi hotspot.
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I bought a new stove last year. setting a specific timer or temperature not by 5 is to connect it to WiFi and use the app.
want to set a timer for 13 minutes? fuck you.
want to bake something at 372 degrees? fuck you.
I would have sent it back if it weren't literally the only one that met all our needs except for the ones we weren't concerned for.
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Just dig a latrine
I for one would be happy to forego the amazon rainforest so that my toilet can create me a custom up to the minute symphony based on the noises of my bowel movements
I'll just piss and shit outdoors. I already do the former. I might even piss and/or shit on some random persons grave. Do not play this game with me.
Can you at least use the AI toilets on the shelves in the stores?
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Can I buy a bucket?
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Dear god
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this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2026
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