I want Donald Trump’s neck in a guillotine. It’s psychologically important to me.

White House correspondent Katie Rogers — whom Trump recently called "ugly, both inside and out" for writing a story about his age — chimed in to ask, "Psychologically important to you or to the United States?"

“Psychologically important for me," Trump answered. "Now, maybe another president would feel differently, but so far I’ve been right about everything."

These were hard times for The Onion staff.

Maybe the best solution is to build a Truman show like simulated world and contain the Trump problem in there.

It's psychologically important to me and many others that he fucking die.

I have a small dick and I need a big thing

Where are the Epstein Files?

"we’re not going to have Russia or China as a neighbor."

Alaska has some news for ya, buddy

25th amendment justification right there.

My therapist has also recommended I consider conquering sovereign states. That or exercise.

It's 'Psychologically Important for Me'

He's an emotionally stunted narcissistic child who needs constant reassurance so he can believe he's not a failure as a human being.

He's still a failure as a human being and history will remember him as one.

Sounds like something a rapist would say...

He already has an emotional support Venezuela why does he also need an emotional support Greenland too?

Yes by all means let’s prioritize what the child raping bubba blowing treasonous con man wants

Why would you deny him an emotional support invasion? It'd be like taking a stuffy away from a dog. You monster.

Is this real? Because "psychologically" is a word to difficult for his vocabulary.

Finally saying out loud “feels before reals”.

Trump couldn't find it on a map a year ago. The real reason is he can't handle anyone saying no to him.

I have heard about emotional support animals, and emotional support plushies, but this is the first time I've heard about emotional support islands.

Ah, so it's his Stalingrad. Hope that works out the same it has for other fascists and empires invading Russia

Donald: Why are GenZ's having time off and can do what they want for their mental health? Why can't I take care of my mental health by taking Greenland?