this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Garak probably has a bomb hidden behind Shran, but is waiting to see what he does

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Yeah that tracks

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The guns have been sabotaged to explode when fired.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Spy v Spy, Star Trek'in edition.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

Garak: "There's hope for you yet"

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Someone should make a panel of Garak's explanation of "The boy who cried wolf". In which he explains meaning of the parable to Bashir that's it's not about "some one lying to much" but that "one should not say the same lie twice"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which Schran did not do because the other weapon is a rifle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Very important to put some spin on that directed energy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If you think about it we should really call them laser smooth bores

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The actual moral of the boy who cried wolf is: sometimes, there are wolves.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My two favorite characters. I'm so sad Enterprise was going to make Shran a regular character, but didn't get to

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I could do a while series with Shran and his people. Especially those hot blue ice ladies with skimpy clothes and antennae.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

The only reason I miss Facebook is the guy in one of the star trek groups who made these. They're all gold.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Is that a Red Dwarf reference (or maybe Red Dwarf is referencecing something else)? https://youtu.be/GQlaRpdWIGM

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Garak is calm because he knows that they're in the justice zone, where it's impossible to commit a crime.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Shran: "I have diplomatic immunity."

fires pistol

it harmlessly bounces off of Garek

Garek: "So do I."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TBH, nobody really needs more than one. If two guns improves your chances, you just need to work on your aim.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If there's one thing modern warfare has taught anyone paying attention it's that people have shit aim under stress.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Two lies with a truth between them is the most insidious design.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wish we had this chance encounter somewhere in the series

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They lived centuries apart.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

When has that ever stopped them?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Folks need to check out Red Dwarf (British sci-fi comedy).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago