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[-] uss_entrepreneur@startrek.website 70 points 1 month ago
[-] hesh@quokk.au 19 points 1 month ago

Classic scene

[-] darkmogool@feddit.org 14 points 1 month ago

exactly what i had in mind

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[-] 18107@aussie.zone 52 points 1 month ago
[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 25 points 1 month ago

That poor bird

[-] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Oh, these comments are all the same. Just a chain....link.

[-] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Need to think outside of the box.

[-] Odo@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago
[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Did you know that Death in Supernatural also played a role in the Cube series?

[-] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago

I don’t want to ruin this “great” joke, but don’t you mean cuboids? In a cube all sides are equal in length.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago

thats how hard he wants to run through the fence

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

“Grate” joke? Or did I get double whooshed?

[-] Hond@piefed.social 15 points 1 month ago

The finer the chain link the higher the resolution

[-] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago

Use that mesh from bird cages, he should end up as a few mega pixels when viewed front on.

From the side it's gonna be more like cheese sticks, but with more colours.

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

You wont even know the difference!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago

Rick and Morty do this several times.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure it also happened in Tom and Jerry. And kinda in T2.

[-] hydroxycotton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

Resident evil kinda did this too, it was just with lasers.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When I made that post, it was 6am for me.

You shouldn't assume things I say at 6am will make sense.

(Sorry for being nonsensical)

edit: I'm also unsure why anyone upvoted my previous comment, though I'm glad I struck a chord with them.

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[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

How do you know? Have you seen your skeleton? Or any skeleton get made, for that matter? Reject flat Earth theory, it's time to embrace cube skeleton.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Bold words from someone who presumably maps out the inside workings of the human body.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Y'all need to quit thinking I'm more clever than I am. Fart photographer.

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[-] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 1 month ago

Once when I did salvia the world turned into rotating cubes, so maybe I saw the true nature of the universe.

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[-] udon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Imagine you almost did it but got stuck 1/3 through

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[-] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

A good question for xkcd's what if.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 16 points 1 month ago

A similar one appeared in the first book.

Q: How fast would a human have to run in order to be cut in half at the bellybutton by a cheese-cutting wire? - A: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

If old Merrie Melodies cartoons have taught us anything, it's that this is possible, Daffy Duck did it, and the government is going to ban all cartoons lest children run out and do it, even though they never have.

[-] nomen_dubium@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago

i meeean... last name checks out?

[-] raman_klogius@ani.social 9 points 1 month ago

Has mythbusters tested this one?

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

No, but they should. On me.

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[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

That was, that was sure... yep, that was that was

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Extrusions. No vertical slicing. Drr drr…

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

That’s not exactly how I would have imagined a kibblesmith smiths kibble, but as long as the pets get the cubes afterwards, I’m happy

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[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Okay, so ghow fast would I have to go to get this one done?

want to finance the experiment? just need some dead pigs, a fence, and a catapult

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Like that resident evil laser grid

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 5 points 1 month ago

What a square

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pfft. When I was at school we tried to defract a classmate by pushing him down a hill on a skateboard, at a gap in a wall.

SpoilerHe did not defract.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You would need to be boiled for a few hours first

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I feel like this was an edible fueled plan.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery 3 points 1 month ago

A resolution 1×1 is fine, just sausage.

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