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[–] [email protected] 206 points 1 year ago (5 children)

For context, the emachines "never obsolete" wasn't referring to this computer, it was a recycling program where you could send your old machine back and get a huge discount on your next one. It was actually a pretty good deal at the time, especially when your average family machine was a lot more expensive than they are today

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[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wow, that computer can run Windows 98? Here I am on Windows 11, not realizing that I'm 87 versions behind.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

That's going to be a long update.

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You conveniently blocked the part of the sticker saying what they mean by "never obsolete" with the red circle. IIRC, they gave you a massive discount to trade in your computer every 2 years for the latest model, so you were always up to date. Kinda like phones now.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess it's just a shit post idk

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Exactly. It was also that trade in program that was their undoing.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Totally useless red circle too. I guess it was intentionally drawn to obscure the context

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (12 children)

What do you mean, this bad boy is probably powering a semi-critical government system somewhere, definitely not obsolete.

Edit: not even joking or shitting on it, there's probably a proprietary software system out there somewhere that a contractor was paid to build ages ago. The contractor is out of business or doesn't support it anymore, but it works perfectly in its one little spot. Also an update is gonna cost a quarter of a million dollars.

I've seen disk chart meters at facilities that are 40+ years old and need a new disk chart every so often. You could replace it with a digital meter, but that won't integrate with the rest of the control panel and a third party took over production of the disks 15 years ago. The system works great and it's unlikely to be updated unless they stop making the disk charts.

Edit 2: the correct term is circular chart recorder

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In my experience neither computers nor women will accept a 3.5 inch floppy.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's why we called them stiffy drives. It's the 5.25inch disks that were floppy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

5.25 inches floppy, but 3.5 inches when hard. Hmm 🤔

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (6 children)

God,the number of these I sold at Best buy....rolling my eyes the entire time...and making absolutely sure the customer understood exactly what that phrase meant in this ultra-scammy context...

Ended up not being able to handle that job. Something about literally full-time debunking of lies printed on everything in sight was exhausting for me.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Cmon that thing will run Linux like a champ!

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The "never obsolete" refers to a subscription service, where they would periodically send you updates somehow. LGR has a good video on this.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Click here to download more RAM!!

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Holy shit my grandfather had this exact PC up until ten years ago or so lol

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why'd he get rid of it? Obviously it wasn't obsolete.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

I wonder if it's possible to get a bunch of these, daisy chain the processors, and span hard drives until it can install and run Monster Hunter World. Lack of VRAM is the only foreseeable issue.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

You forgot cache distance. That would also critically hinder performance

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Surely there would be enough latency to make it unplayable, no?

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If it can still play SimCopter, the I have to agree.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (5 children)

What's the form factor? ATX?

Rip out the guts and slap in a Ryzen with some SSDs. Troll people by playing Farcry or something equally as demanding on it.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This PC has the clocks and it rocks, but it was obsolete before you opened the box.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How many sales stickers can one machine have?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Manufacturer mandates a certain amount of flair.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

no no no no, it's not a mandate, it's just that we encourage self expression here in the PC market. You do want to express yourself, right?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Seems like about every pubic US university was selling those back in the late 90's. So overpriced, even for the time!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Damn son you got dem AGP graphics! At least that is 1 thing that can be upgraded.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This was a computer for idiots even when it came out.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think we had this exact computer when I was growing up.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

It will still run Windows 98 just fine.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My families first computer was a Goliath of an IBM tower. Similar gross color I believe. If someone came home suddenly when you were wackin' it you had to just unplug it because it took too long to get the porn off the screen and onto something else. It also would give you away at night with it's insane modem sounds when connecting to the Internet.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Reminds me of my first desktop PC.

Intel Pentium II 266Mhz, 64MB of RAM, 2.99GB HDD.

Of course a 3.5" floppy drive was also included, and a CD-R Reader.

I had to purchase a 33.6k modem separately, tho.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Most of people use computers just for memes and emails, so yea, it is never obsoleted

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (6 children)

antiX linux on a zip drive

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Common ig has a Celeron!

It always baffles me when like the old hard drive fit in the RAM of am average today PC. What will it be in 10-20 years, 2TB RAM in an average PC?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chrome will still eat half of it.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

eMachines were obsolete two years before they were even built.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The sticker was supposed to be "Newer obsolete".

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