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[–] 122 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

Ancient city-sized dragon that is eons older that any surviving historical text or man-made structures in the world, speaking to the dwarf that stands bravely before her: "Well ain't chu just the most precious lil' thang I ever did lay eyes on! Wut's yer name, sugah?"

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  • [–] 67 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    Yer here ta kill me? Oh, honey, bless yer heart!

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    My papy were what you would call an elder dragon, so unless you got the fire power to take down Mrs. Tiamat you don't stand a chance against me, sugah.

    So why don't you just cool your heels, I'll go make us some tea, and you can tell me about what's going on in the world these days.

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  • [–] 112 points 2 years ago* (9 children)

    No one decided that, if you’re looking at Tolkien based fantasy then of course it’s British because it’s British fantasy

    All of the Asian fantasy I’ve seen has been populated by people of their respective country.

    Everyone knows the Grim Reaper is Jamaican

    This post is stupid, just write your desired fantasy

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    [–] 64 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    I don't want none of them there dragons yonder.

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  • [–] 48 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Got daym goblins stole mah moonshine.

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  • [–] [S] 34 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I tell you what them there walking skeletons ain't right.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    Yeah man talkin bout dang ol 𝔖𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔘𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔞𝔡 and back o' the dang ol cave man. Talkin about fighting off dang ol skeletons with my bb gun man and dang ol sunuvaguns just come right back man. Just ain't right.

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    [–] 49 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

    What better way to break immersion than have your quest giver start screaming GO ON GIT

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  • [–] 47 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Why so much room for activities on this image?

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    [–] 42 points 2 years ago* (17 children)

    American accents sound too 'modern' because American English wasn't a thing until the Medieval period had long passed, and most fantasy is medieval or medieval-adjacent.

    I'm all for broadening the use, though. I love that the Witcher games gave Geralt and the other Witchers of the School of the Wolf American accents. And Dragon Age (back when it was good) giving the dwarves American accents.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    New England accent is actually closest to English of the Middle Ages.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago

    I heard it was Southern English which was closest to Elizabethan English.

    In any case, reality doesn't matter. Perceptions matter. Britain is an old country, and America is a new country - so in 'translating' an accent to a past period, we tend to see the accent of the 'old country' as more appropriate.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    American English wasn’t a thing until the Medieval period had long passed

    Nor was modern British English. One of the defining features of modern British English is the lack of rhoticity (dropping the "r" sound), but that's very modern, only happening in the 19th century. They have managed to recreate how English sounded in Shakespeare's time by looking at words that were supposed to rhyme, and their meter. To me, it sounds like "pirate English".

    https://youtu.be/uQc5ZpAoU4c?t=299

    Whether modern American English is closer to Shakespeare's English is a matter for debate. I'd say it's closer than RP, but not as close as some rural British accents.

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    [–] 40 points 2 years ago (16 children)

    Because its fantasy no ones fantasising about American accents.

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    [–] 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Orc: "Y'all lil fellers in the wrong gotdam place I reckon. You boys jus' git on up in them rocks and take them panties right off."

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    [–] 27 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    Pretty sure because the “original” fantasy was written as a false history for England (LoTR was this). So it makes sense that the people would bear an English accent

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    [+] 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (7 children)
  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Apparently, Tolkien's dwarven language just naturally works well with a Scottish accent. Earlier radio, tv, readings leant into this and other writings including fantasy dwarves followed suit.

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    [–] 26 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Fantasy is based upon the middle ages.

    During the middle ages the US did not exist.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Iroquois Confederacy would like a word....

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The middle ages ended in 1453 with the fall of Constantinople, which coincided with the birth of the Renaissance in Italy having already taken place.

    The Iroquois Confederacy was founded (most likely) in the 1500s, with the earliest record of the first capital being in 1609.

    The United States itself was founded in the 1700s.

    Their comment was correct, the Iroquois Confederacy was founded during the age of the Renaissance and our modern conception of America came much later

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago

    Because New Zealand is a fantasy hence why it doesn't exist on many world maps.

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    [–] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Let's see.

    Dwarves: Billy-Bob Thornton's accent from Sling Blade.

    Elves: Transatlantic accent. Used by stars in the 1930s/1940s.

    Hobbits: Cajun. Makes sense, they love food, live a rural life, etc.

    Orcs: NYC accent

    Goblins: Chicago Accent

    Or, if you wanted to go international.

    Dwarves: Gotta go with the classic. Glasgow.

    Elves: South African. I think it can sound smart but foreign-influenced, as elves should.

    Hobbits: Aussie

    Orcs: NYC accent again

    Goblins: Newfoundland accent

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    [–] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Most have Eurocentric accents because those are the areas the various legends and stories originated.

    Various depictions of leprechauns make them pretty much Irish rednecks. I love Mad Sweeney's depiction in American Gods.

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    [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    We do, they just tend to be the Orcs or Goblins lol

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  • [+] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)
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    [–] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I would like to take this moment recommend Not Another D&D Podcast solely because of the Crick Elves

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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    Because for fantasy we think of middle ages, and middle ages america is full of natives, not a single English speaker in sight

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Geralt has an American accent in the games.

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    [–] 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Tolkien, the father of modern fantasy based Middle Earth a lot on old Britain and the affects industrialisation was having.

    I'd love to see more fantasy based on Native American mythology for sure.

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    [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    In Dragon Age, the dwarves speak with an American accent, which was pretty unique during the time.

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    [–] 14 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Yes we collectively decided it. We all had a big vote, but you weren't invited.

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I mean go and watch true blood or read the books ots based off of ?

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Modern fantasy is heavily based on ancient European fairytales and folklore

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Good lord no. Here in the US I hear plenty of that. It's the last thing I want to hear in a fantasy.

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    [–] 10 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    The German translation of Baldur's Gate decided for some reason that elves spoke in an east-German accent. Imagine Legolas sounding like he was from Texas.

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    [–] 10 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    A great example of this is Not Another D&D Podcast, a comedy D&D podcast. The first campaign has a player character who sounds like she’s from Appalachia!

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    [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    I did a dnd campaign once where it had a Louisiana bayou theme. Rednecks? Southern belles, and swamp gnomes with Cajun French accents. Was a lot of fun!

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    "y'all want some fairy dust?"

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