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[–] 122 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

Ancient city-sized dragon that is eons older that any surviving historical text or man-made structures in the world, speaking to the dwarf that stands bravely before her: "Well ain't chu just the most precious lil' thang I ever did lay eyes on! Wut's yer name, sugah?"

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  • [–] 67 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    Yer here ta kill me? Oh, honey, bless yer heart!

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    My papy were what you would call an elder dragon, so unless you got the fire power to take down Mrs. Tiamat you don't stand a chance against me, sugah.

    So why don't you just cool your heels, I'll go make us some tea, and you can tell me about what's going on in the world these days.

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