IKEA rule (files.mastodon.social)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 

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[–] 137 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What do they mean by "fake arrow decals?" They're real arrow decals. Just not helpful ones.

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  • [–] 61 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Some will even call those unofficial. I'd say they're fanmade.

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  • [–] 61 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I'm pretty sure that's how you either create an SCP or no clip to the backrooms

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  • [–] 42 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Did they book him for graffiti or something? This doesn't sound super illegal

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  • [–] 82 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

    thereisnews.com is a satirical site and not actual news

    edited out unecessary stuff

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Disappointed. I was hoping for a new age of creative low-casualty terrorism.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    edited out unecessary stuff

    huh?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I first added a link to "https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/02/11/fact-check-viral-ikea-story-social-distancing-arrows-satire/6709720002/"

    and said that the page is allegedly a satirical site.

    but the site says that it's satirical on the frontpage, so it wasn't really nessecary to have all of that 😅

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago

    Don't arrest him. Make this guy speaker of the house!

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    It's like using vim as your text editor.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    Imagine seeing H, K, and L on the floor of a computer shop during the pandemic to direct foot traffic.

    Edit: obviously my dumb joke is dumb. I guess an H would need an underline. To fix this inelegance, you could just use only Js.

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago

    That's just how a regular IKEA is. Poor guy arrested for doing his job!

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    fnaf 6 real

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Where's MadLads when you need it??

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    As if this is even needed. Getting lost in Ikea is part of their layout. He probably got arrested because it accidentally showed people the exit.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I thought decals would be a video game development term. Is it not?

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