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IKEA rule (files.mastodon.social)
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[-] [email protected] 137 points 2 years ago

What do they mean by "fake arrow decals?" They're real arrow decals. Just not helpful ones.

[-] [email protected] 61 points 2 years ago

Some will even call those unofficial. I'd say they're fanmade.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Whats your favorite ship? Mine is Blahaj and trans people.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I made a pilgrimage to the promised land a few days ago and got my own!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

They're lying arrow decals. They're fakers.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

That we can agree on. But they're real fakers.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

But that also makes them fake genuines

[-] [email protected] 61 points 2 years ago

I'm pretty sure that's how you either create an SCP or no clip to the backrooms

[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago

He's trying to summon SCP-3008

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

That was my thought as well! :-D

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago

Did they book him for graffiti or something? This doesn't sound super illegal

[-] [email protected] 82 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

thereisnews.com is a satirical site and not actual news

edited out unecessary stuff

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I mean, I'd believe that both someone else did it and someone couldn't get out after.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Disappointed. I was hoping for a new age of creative low-casualty terrorism.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I know what you're saying, but the idea of this terrifying someone is pretty funny.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

It would terrorize only exactly the ones we need to terrorize the most.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

edited out unecessary stuff

huh?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I first added a link to "https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/02/11/fact-check-viral-ikea-story-social-distancing-arrows-satire/6709720002/"

and said that the page is allegedly a satirical site.

but the site says that it's satirical on the frontpage, so it wasn't really nessecary to have all of that 😅

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Ah, I understand. I do think the edit note is a bit confusing and unnecessary, though

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Old reddit habbit 😅

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Woo!

This makes me happy! I've been working to re-engage my skepticism, and called this one!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I wonder if you could get charged with manslaughter if someone very dehydrated got lost in the labyrinth and died of thirst

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

That's more 'survival of the fittest' and not 'murder' but

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Seems quite dangerous in case of fire though.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

Don't arrest him. Make this guy speaker of the house!

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

It's like using vim as your text editor.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Vim user: What are arrows?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Imagine seeing H, K, and L on the floor of a computer shop during the pandemic to direct foot traffic.

Edit: obviously my dumb joke is dumb. I guess an H would need an underline. To fix this inelegance, you could just use only Js.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

As a nano user, time to power it off and on again (sabotage the electrical system)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

How dare you

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

That's just how a regular IKEA is. Poor guy arrested for doing his job!

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

fnaf 6 real

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Where's MadLads when you need it??

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

As if this is even needed. Getting lost in Ikea is part of their layout. He probably got arrested because it accidentally showed people the exit.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I thought decals would be a video game development term. Is it not?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

No a decal is any kind of graphic printed on things. Like the Police livery on cop cars or the advertisement on Nascar cars

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Interesting. Thank you for explaining.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It is used in game engines and 3d modeling tools, but the term is much older taken from something being stuck on something else, like a sticker.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Nah it just means a decorative sticker

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