this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Thanks, now I'm hungry for a giant-ass pizza.

Not to be confused with a giant ass-pizza.

But that would be interesting as well.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks, now I'm hungry for the ass of a giant.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The best I got is a giant ass.

Won "Best in Show" at the local fair.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Pics or it didn't happen!

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe pizza box technology has improved because I haven't seen these things in a long time sadly

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was thinking the same thing. Anyone under the age of 20 has got to be scratching their head at this meme.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm under 37 and also scratching my (European) head. Is this one of those insane US things?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I used to see them in the UK. Perhaps they're making the boxes stronger to save needing the plastic, or maybe it's just smaller pizzas/boxes don't need them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Depending on the chain they still come on some pizzas our side of the ocean.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Seen them in Poland and still see them places

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, they're just cutting cost. My recently ordered pizza was ripped off and stuck to the box. Had to scrape it off .

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd call him Bobby. Little Bobby Tables.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope you are happy that we lost the entire pizza recipe database.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

And I hope we all learned to sanitize our database inputs!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would be awesome to have a life sized version of the 3 legged pizza table on a pizza area rug

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

This sounds like a $20 The Sims DLC.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I just dream of square pizza in round box

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does the little pizza on the three-legged table come with an even smaller three-legged table?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Of course, you need somewhere to sit after all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You better limit that recursion or imma smack you with a RecursionError

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My dream is to eat at that little table that comes on top of the pizza that's on top of the little table that you're eating from that comes on top of the first pizza.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

How high are you?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I haven't had a pizza with a little table in ages. Maybe I'm not getting pizza from the right places, but even the local chain I get pizza from doesn't use them on their extra larges.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

A while ago we (humans) learnt how to actually make boxes so the tables aren’t necessary anymore

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Even longer before that, we used to have a ball of dough on the pizza to keep the pizza from touching the box.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone should replace the smaller pizza with stroganoff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Beef, ooooor.....beeeeeean?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’ll be a NORMAL stroganoff thank you. Sans the beans.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's the little table used for, sure I seen a short video explaining I've been using it wrong,but don't remember.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I think it's so if there's pressure at the center of the box, it won't press into the pizza, which would cause part of the cheese to stick to the cardboard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Lucid dream challenge accepted. NOM NOM NOM

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Dr. D Flow might be able to make this come true.

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