Utah is the second highest consumer of cosmetic surgery in the United States. They call it "The Utah Look." In case you wanted to know why this lady's tits are so big.
Jed Binrup
Now that's a fake name
Oh boy, do you know about the meme for Utah Mormon names?
Katana
While all these other kids studied dance, she studied the blade.
Back in high school I tried to ask her out to prom but she just teleported behind me and said "nothing personnel kid"
I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.
what a Tragedeigh
Totally a 7th kids name if I have ever seen one. Usually the parents have given up at that stage and are just letting the kids raise the other kids too.
I think it was scientifically concluded that 5-7 kids were the max before the parents neglected the kids. I can confirm this because in CK3, I wouldn’t even remember that I had 23 kids and most of them grow up to be insignificant or drunks or criminals
Sabine
That's a pretty normal name in Germany fwiw. But the rest were made up by 
for sure.
Is that like the Innsmouth Look?
don't get gender envy from theocratic propaganda
don't get gender envy from theocratic propaganda
don't get gender envy from theocratic propaganda
Just convert to Mormonology and you too can have gigantulonormous bazingabooberinos
Mormonism is better than hrt for breast growth tbh
men hold up half the tits
Both her tits are literally the size of the baby.
Is that where they come from?!?
Yes, just like how pee is stored in the balls.
This has got to be my new favorite genre of reactionary memery. They’re trying to do the whole “uphold traditional lifestyles and value” schtick but can’t help telling on themselves that they think it’s going to mean they can fuck women who look like the porn stars they wank to.
I don't think people like this understand that there's no real incentive to proselytizing atheism. Start a family with your weird hands and your huge boobed wife, believe whatever you want. I honestly don't give a shit
i have weird hands, where's my
spoiler
mormon temple?
Its more of a gothic cathedral really. Most of the mormon temples I've seen look like a midwest city capitol building
Just imagine the prompt fed to the AI to get this output
14 words, big boobs
the difference between today's nazis and the nazis of 30 years ago is the ones today get even less pussy
Also a porn addiction.
"White Christian couple with baby and woman has gadornkulous bazoombas like some real massive dommy mommy milkerinos a pair of absolutely collosal hoohahyabbos humina humina humina"
Y'all think this is funny? The moment he removes his hand, her spine snaps - it's a medical necessity 😤
I straight up thought that was her own hand.
This picture makes my back hurt
Move to Utah
Be a chiropractor
Getting a shirt like that must be hard to find
What’s particularly funny about posts like these is that it often comes from dudes who are in their 20s or 30s but still single. They don’t have children, girlfriends, or wives but are giving out family advice.
They are also likely incels and despise white women and fetishize Asian women, but again, they’re nowhere near the family stage so it’s just a dude larping as a trad nationalist father figure but is probably barely older than a high school senior
It's not wholesome without groping
Man was made in God's image and man is pleased by the female form. It follows, therefore, that big ol' titties are pleasing to the Lord. As a Christian man, it is your biblical duty to raise pure, ample-breasted daughters for the Lord to ogle from the heavens above.
That's just Nazi propaganda modernised
Matti Koskinen
dank memes
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