burns his hand on the hot mug … CALAIS!!!

He's from Quebec?

EDIT : Now I want the adventures of Quebeci Picard.

"You know, Will over there is into American Jazz from the 20th century. I prefere music from around that timeframe from my ancestral homelands, the late 20th, early 21st century metal technique Mort, I 'ave learned some solos from Forest on the fretless electric bass, maybe you'd like to listen as you look at my collection of antique Habs Jerseys?"

EDIT2 : That's how I imagine Quebec. Everyone's listening to tech death as they eat poutine from dépanneurs, cheer for the Habs and speak jouale with every other word being calise or tabernak.

EDIT3 : And you wanna argue with that? It's the birthplace of Voivod, Martyr, Gorguts, Beyond Creation and hundreds more.

EDIT4 : Poutine, extra gravy, 'ot.

EDIT5 : I like this idea too much

Gendarmes! Gendarmes! Ce méchant n'a pas de fromage!