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[–] 161 points 9 months ago (13 children)

Political discourse in 2025, accurately summarized

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  • [–] 68 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    I liked you better before you went woke.

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  • [–] 58 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Ugh. Rage Against the Machine went woke?

    I miss the days where they just shouted "fuck you" and didn't insist on any sort of social or political justice.

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  • [–] 47 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    And Star Trek! Don't even get me started! So woke now!

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    [–] 97 points 9 months ago (10 children)

    Left is when not burger but else food 😔

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  • [–] 49 points 9 months ago (7 children)
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    [–] 41 points 9 months ago (23 children)

    Hummus is good, but making it "quick" is indeed nonsense

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  • [–] 27 points 9 months ago (22 children)

    ? Blending chickpeas and a few other things doesn’t take long at all. Is there something I’m missing?

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  • [–] 27 points 9 months ago (17 children)

    Unless you’re using canned or pre-prepared chickpeas, you’re spending between 1 and 5 hours waiting for them to cook through. Otherwise, like 20 minutes from start to finish.

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  • [–] 27 points 9 months ago (13 children)

    Is there a benefit? That feels like complaining you need to butcher a chicken for the breasts, instead of just buying the breasts.

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    If you cook them yourself, you can ensure it bit more bite in the texture, if that is your thing. But for a quick hummus there is absolutely nothing wrong with using canned chickpeas.

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  • [–] 34 points 9 months ago (13 children)

    How do you make a quick hummus for lunch? I swear when I start cooking, I blink and it's an hour later.

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  • [–] 21 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    I feel like you can make hummus in a few minutes with an immersion blender and canned chickpeas.

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    [–] 32 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    I really like hummus. Actually, I love hummus.

    I guess you could even say that I'm a hummusexual

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    [–] 31 points 9 months ago (4 children)
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    Right? Glad I don't have to avoid tasty foods because they're too woke.

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  • [–] 29 points 9 months ago

    I stand with Hummus #freePalestine

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  • [–] 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

    I just had hummus for breakfast

    Did not seem to influence my politics

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  • [–] 21 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Really ? count your blessings... I had my first political awakening at 12 after a nice plate of hummus with lebanese bread. It was a new, tingling sensation that left me wanting more... and sure enough it didn't stop there. At just 15, I got radicalized by a delicious falafel with red cabbage. It could have been a one-off, but noooooo, I had set foot on the slippery slope : dolmas, tapenade, merenjainade... the ancient power of mediterranean gastronomy had gotten a hold of me. This is how I became a leftist

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  • [–] 21 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    This is the future libtards want 😤 share this post to keep woke humus out of our schools 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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    [+] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child)
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    [–] 13 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

    I'd love it if that was a menu item in a restaurant. "Lefty nonsense". No explanation. If you ask about it, they'd just say "you'll just have to find out". You see, cooking is an art, it tells a lot about the artist. Will you get served social commentary thick with sarcasm or do they just reveal troubling things about themselves? It's a gamble.

    Sorry haven't had coffee yet

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    [–] 12 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    What if it was Israeli hummus

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    [–] 9 points 9 months ago

    Sure, lock me up for supporting hunmus, I guess.

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