Political discourse in 2025, accurately summarized
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Left is when not burger but else food 😔
Potato is communism now.
Shit, a condominium!
That's socialstudies!
Hummus is good, but making it "quick" is indeed nonsense
? Blending chickpeas and a few other things doesn’t take long at all. Is there something I’m missing?
Unless you’re using canned or pre-prepared chickpeas, you’re spending between 1 and 5 hours waiting for them to cook through. Otherwise, like 20 minutes from start to finish.
Is there a benefit? That feels like complaining you need to butcher a chicken for the breasts, instead of just buying the breasts.
If you cook them yourself, you can ensure it bit more bite in the texture, if that is your thing. But for a quick hummus there is absolutely nothing wrong with using canned chickpeas.
Yeah that’s what I figured. Weird someone would say it’s not quick. But here we are.
Canned chickpeas, and some additives: a few minutes.
Soak chickpeas overnight: 2 minutes (labour). Cook in pressure cooker for about an hour: 10 minutes. Cool and blend: 3 minutes over about half an hour.
Cleanup: more than you think.
How do you make a quick hummus for lunch? I swear when I start cooking, I blink and it's an hour later.
Probs buy the hummus ready made and then put the herbs/olive oil on yourself.
Maybe toast some flatbreads if you're feeling extra fancy
I feel like you can make hummus in a few minutes with an immersion blender and canned chickpeas.
plus tahini, lemon and a wee bit of salt
Yep, 3 minute meal. Plus a couple of hours for the pita, lol.
I really like hummus. Actually, I love hummus.
I guess you could even say that I'm a hummusexual
DO NOT fuck the hummus.
yeast infection :(
Hummus is so good 😋
Right? Glad I don't have to avoid tasty foods because they're too woke.
But but you risk exposing yourself to spices! Possibly even flavor!
Flavor is for gays and the Dutch.
I just had hummus for breakfast
Did not seem to influence my politics
Really ? count your blessings... I had my first political awakening at 12 after a nice plate of hummus with lebanese bread. It was a new, tingling sensation that left me wanting more... and sure enough it didn't stop there. At just 15, I got radicalized by a delicious falafel with red cabbage. It could have been a one-off, but noooooo, I had set foot on the slippery slope : dolmas, tapenade, merenjainade... the ancient power of mediterranean gastronomy had gotten a hold of me. This is how I became a leftist
The sensation LEFT you wanting for more?
This is the future libtards want 😤 share this post to keep woke humus out of our schools 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I'd love it if that was a menu item in a restaurant. "Lefty nonsense". No explanation. If you ask about it, they'd just say "you'll just have to find out". You see, cooking is an art, it tells a lot about the artist. Will you get served social commentary thick with sarcasm or do they just reveal troubling things about themselves? It's a gamble.
Sorry haven't had coffee yet
What if it was Israeli hummus
that's like attaching buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropping it, Murphy's law means it will spin in place just above the ground, as both the cat must land on it's feet and the toast must land butter side down

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