Sorry I chewed the wire spicy hay again

Same problem, reporting from Australia

https://www.cloudflarestatus.com/

Cloudflare Dashboard and Cloudflare API service issues

Investigating - Cloudflare is investigating issues with Cloudflare Dashboard and related APIs.

Customers using the Dashboard / Cloudflare APIs are impacted as requests might fail and/or errors may be displayed.
Dec 05, 2025 - 08:56 UTC

Nope, just had the same problem. Reporting from Germany here

Seems to be working again.

Same problem from Denmark

“The issue was not caused, directly or indirectly, by a cyber attack on Cloudflare’s systems or malicious activity of any kind. Instead, it was triggered by changes being made to our body parsing logic while attempting to detect and mitigate an industry-wide vulnerability disclosed this week in React Server Components.” https://blog.cloudflare.com/5-december-2025-outage/

Still up here in the San Francisco Bay Area. Maybe only some regions are affected.

Nope, same here. Edit: in The Netherlands.

Maybe it's about time we stopped using it. They are a scummy company that protect fascists and harassers, and constantly have problems like this.

The internet was not meant to be centralised.

Nope, I have the same problem. Damm cloudflare...