does the top come off or is it stuck on
Does the log come off or is it stuck on
does the hat come off or is it stuck on
does the bottom come off or is it stuck on
Are there any fuckholes?
If not does it come with a chisel?
do not accept returns from that bloke
Does the left arm come off or is it stuck.
Does it come with poffers?
Is the knife functional or is it stuck on
What happened to the rest of the crew?
Do you have the rest of the ship in stock?
What currency?
And I hope the dot is a decimal point.
Does the nose come of or is it stuck on?
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NO DIGITAL SALES. All items posted for sale must be real-life physical items.
NO HUMAN SALES. No humans, parts of humans, or things excreted from a human may be posted for sale. That means no people, no arms or legs, no fingers, no fingernails, no hair clippings, no pee-pee, no poo-poo, no bath water.
NO INTERNATIONAL ANIMAL OR PLANT SALES. Posts may not facilitate the transfer of animals or plants, whether dead or alive, across international borders.
