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[-] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 238 points 2 months ago

Every damn power plant is a glorified steam engine

[-] hades@feddit.uk 140 points 2 months ago

Except solar. And wind. And hydro.

[-] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 130 points 2 months ago

Some solar is also boiling water

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[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 months ago

Expect for solar, it's all just flowy stuff through spinny stuff: wind, water, steam. GRAAAAAAAAAA

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[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

And wind.

wind is just the effects of premade steam

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[-] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 81 points 2 months ago

We’re living in a steampunk world after all

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 33 points 2 months ago

I'm a steampunk girl

In a steampunk world

It's not a big big thing if you steam me

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[-] mossberg590@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

Readily available, low boiling point, non corrosive (relatively), and ecologically safe. What more do you want?

[-] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

Also a ridiculously high heat capacity. It does make sense.

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[-] socsa@piefed.social 115 points 2 months ago

One of the fusion startups says they can use the plasma B field directly. Basically making the plasma the rotor in an electric generator to induce current in a wire.

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago

I really like this concept, wonder how viable it really is though.

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 44 points 2 months ago

It seems promising, they're acting like they're close. They've been promising concrete deliverables, I think they're supposed to have a working model that can actually capture the energy next year

You never know, but they're called Triton if you want to check them out. They don't share progress often, but when they do it seems pretty candid about their progress

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Please don't let it be another Theranos, please don't let it be another Theranos 🙏

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 103 points 2 months ago

Why don't we just pipe our water all the way out to the sun and pipe the steam back to earth.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 108 points 2 months ago

That's silly.
Clouds would knock the pipes down.

[-] Wilco@lemmy.zip 29 points 2 months ago

I was thinking you could put giant fans on it to blow the clouds away, but then the moon would also knock it down once you got up that high.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

What if… hear me out… we pipe straight up into space, and then use a 90° bend to angle the remaining pipe to the sun. Shouldn’t Be too difficult, but I bet those plumbers would charge an expensive ass trip fee.

~We’ll need a shit ton of that purple PVC glue though.~

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[-] markz@suppo.fi 20 points 2 months ago

How long is that gonna take? A few decades?

-Sam Altman, when he hears about this

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[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 49 points 2 months ago

Reminds me of one of my favorite photos, a steam engine being delivered by steam engine!

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[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 months ago

I wonder if nuclear would get more traction If it was pitched as enhanced steam power instead

[-] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 70 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"It's a blockchain of an highly enhanced hydrogen process. Thanks to its AI quantum mechanism it manages to increase the energy output by a ton through its cloud."

Just tell that to investors and they'll gobble it up. /s

[-] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I wonder how fast we could get a steam train to go if we stuck a suitably shaped non-critical amount of plutonium in the firebox.

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 16 points 2 months ago

And replace the pistons with a turbine...

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 19 points 2 months ago

And replace the locomotive with a Delorean.

[-] milkisklim@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Then it'll only get up to 88 mph.

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

We live in a Steampunk world without Steampunk aesthetics. 😩

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[-] Meron35@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Low key this is a great way to convince people to switch away from fossil fuels.

Most people seemingly don't know that coal/gas stations work by essentially boiling water. Most are horrified at how trashy and underdeveloped the concept is compared to high tech alternatives like solar, wind, or hydro.

[-] Geobloke@aussie.zone 15 points 2 months ago

Well, hydro is just spinning water again, wind is spinning air. Solar is stealing electrons from the sun (i think?) So that's cool

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

stealing

reappropriating :D

[-] tja@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

Well, the sun is sending them to us, so it's not really stealing!

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[-] FaceDeer@fedia.io 20 points 2 months ago

Just pipe the electroplasma directly into the workstations. Sure, sometimes this results in dangerous overloads during adverse conditions, but that's what the Cordry rocks are for.

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[-] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 months ago

use cherenkov radiation to power photovoltaic array.

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[-] MissingGhost@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 months ago

Living somewhere that makes 90+% of its electricity from hydro, I am slightly confused.

[-] OshaqHennessey@midwest.social 22 points 2 months ago

Most modern means of electricity production involve creating heat in some way, then using that heat to boil water, creating steam. That steam is then used to turn a turbine, which generates electricity.

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 months ago

Well, you can apparently also use supercritical carbon dioxide.

That might be fun.

But you're basically still boiling something to make it spin a magnet.

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[-] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago
[-] woodenghost@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In Germany, funding for research is being cut alot. The solar cut happened a long time ago and fifty thousand jobs where lost at the time. Last year, they basically cancelled almost all battery research (needed for electric cars and stuff). Now, many more important stuff is being defunded. Except for fusion. Fusion is receiving a big boost in funding. Everyone and their dog are doing fusion research now

I think, that's not despite the famous "fusion constant" (fusion being always "only" thirty years away), but because of it. Unlike solar or batteries or anything else that actually works, fusion does not threaten to disrupt the oligopolies of the power companies, or the car companies or anyone else's. It enables a wealth transfer (accumulation through dispossession) to companies involved in the research, without contributing to the crisis of overaccumulation, because no use value exists, so no value ever needs to be realized. It's like building a pyramid in the desert.

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[-] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 13 points 2 months ago

Hey now, we could also use this technology breakthrough to move water from a low elevation to a higher one.

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