Every damn power plant is a glorified steam engine
Except solar. And wind. And hydro.
Some solar is also boiling water
Expect for solar, it's all just flowy stuff through spinny stuff: wind, water, steam. GRAAAAAAAAAA
And wind.
wind is just the effects of premade steam
We’re living in a steampunk world after all
I'm a steampunk girl
In a steampunk world
It's not a big big thing if you steam me
Readily available, low boiling point, non corrosive (relatively), and ecologically safe. What more do you want?
Also a ridiculously high heat capacity. It does make sense.
One of the fusion startups says they can use the plasma B field directly. Basically making the plasma the rotor in an electric generator to induce current in a wire.
I really like this concept, wonder how viable it really is though.
It seems promising, they're acting like they're close. They've been promising concrete deliverables, I think they're supposed to have a working model that can actually capture the energy next year
You never know, but they're called Triton if you want to check them out. They don't share progress often, but when they do it seems pretty candid about their progress
Please don't let it be another Theranos, please don't let it be another Theranos 🙏
Why don't we just pipe our water all the way out to the sun and pipe the steam back to earth.
That's silly.
Clouds would knock the pipes down.
I was thinking you could put giant fans on it to blow the clouds away, but then the moon would also knock it down once you got up that high.
What if… hear me out… we pipe straight up into space, and then use a 90° bend to angle the remaining pipe to the sun. Shouldn’t Be too difficult, but I bet those plumbers would charge an expensive ass trip fee.
~We’ll need a shit ton of that purple PVC glue though.~
How long is that gonna take? A few decades?
-Sam Altman, when he hears about this
Reminds me of one of my favorite photos, a steam engine being delivered by steam engine!

I wonder if nuclear would get more traction If it was pitched as enhanced steam power instead
"It's a blockchain of an highly enhanced hydrogen process. Thanks to its AI quantum mechanism it manages to increase the energy output by a ton through its cloud."
Just tell that to investors and they'll gobble it up. /s
Needs some ai in there
Done!
INVEST
I wonder how fast we could get a steam train to go if we stuck a suitably shaped non-critical amount of plutonium in the firebox.
And replace the pistons with a turbine...
And replace the locomotive with a Delorean.
Then it'll only get up to 88 mph.
We live in a Steampunk world without Steampunk aesthetics. 😩
Low key this is a great way to convince people to switch away from fossil fuels.
Most people seemingly don't know that coal/gas stations work by essentially boiling water. Most are horrified at how trashy and underdeveloped the concept is compared to high tech alternatives like solar, wind, or hydro.
Well, hydro is just spinning water again, wind is spinning air. Solar is stealing electrons from the sun (i think?) So that's cool
stealing
reappropriating :D
Well, the sun is sending them to us, so it's not really stealing!
Just pipe the electroplasma directly into the workstations. Sure, sometimes this results in dangerous overloads during adverse conditions, but that's what the Cordry rocks are for.
use cherenkov radiation to power photovoltaic array.
Living somewhere that makes 90+% of its electricity from hydro, I am slightly confused.
Most modern means of electricity production involve creating heat in some way, then using that heat to boil water, creating steam. That steam is then used to turn a turbine, which generates electricity.
Well, you can apparently also use supercritical carbon dioxide.
That might be fun.
But you're basically still boiling something to make it spin a magnet.

In Germany, funding for research is being cut alot. The solar cut happened a long time ago and fifty thousand jobs where lost at the time. Last year, they basically cancelled almost all battery research (needed for electric cars and stuff). Now, many more important stuff is being defunded. Except for fusion. Fusion is receiving a big boost in funding. Everyone and their dog are doing fusion research now
I think, that's not despite the famous "fusion constant" (fusion being always "only" thirty years away), but because of it. Unlike solar or batteries or anything else that actually works, fusion does not threaten to disrupt the oligopolies of the power companies, or the car companies or anyone else's. It enables a wealth transfer (accumulation through dispossession) to companies involved in the research, without contributing to the crisis of overaccumulation, because no use value exists, so no value ever needs to be realized. It's like building a pyramid in the desert.
Hey now, we could also use this technology breakthrough to move water from a low elevation to a higher one.
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