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[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

You all make fun of this, just wait until a :PIGPOOPBALLS: toothpaste dispenser drops.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

The toothpaste in between his cheeks is going to get crusty and hard

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

the music sold me.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Hell yeah, gimme that crest straight out of Shronk's anus!

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

so you have to screw on the tube every time? who has time for that?

[-] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

You only need to screw it in once and then just squeeze it out the butt until it’s empty

this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2025
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