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[–] 40 points 9 months ago (4 children)

And in Denmark he's Holger.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Dammit! Beat me to it by 30 minutes, you fiend! πŸ˜„

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  • [–] 39 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    He's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again.

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  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Why are we all looking for this guy? Forgot what he did to be the world's most wanted fugitive?

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  • [–] 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    In my headcanon, I'm shipping Waldo and Carmen Sandiego. Nobody can find them, and they travel the world on a global crime spree.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    In my head, Waldo is a trans guy, living his best life, using his dead name Carmen Sandiego, drag, and gender norms as an effective tool as an effective shield against the authorities to seperate their work life from their personal life.

    This is why Carmen is flashy, memorable, and bold while Waldo is quiet and casual.

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    In Sweden, Donald Duck is named Kalle and Garfield is named Gustaf, so pretty much everyone gets renamed.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Why does it have someone explaining the joke?

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (2 children)

    True but could have been something that added to the punchline rather than simply explaining it

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    They have no problem finding him, they have a problem holding him.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    International criminal mastermind.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    Some good OPSEC (PERSEC?)

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago
    [–] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

    The schtick is that his name rhymes w/ whatever the pronunciation of "where" is in the current language

    EDIT: yeah, I'm totally wrong. It does for my language, thought this is the general rule. Don't want to doxx myself.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Rare instance of yanks taking β€œy”s out of a name.

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