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YSK: shampoo is not, in fact, "fake poo." (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by actionjbone@sh.itjust.works to c/shittyyoushouldknow@lemmy.world
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Don't try to wash your hair with real poo.

It won't clean your hair.

(And you'll need a lot more shampoo after you try.)

(In order to clean all the real poo out of your hair.)

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[-] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends

[-] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago

I wish to subscribe to more sham facts

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

The 2020 election was rigged.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

A

[-] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Read instructions and washed hair with poo 10/10 would not recommend

[-] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Hey man at least you aren't washing your poo with hair. It does a good job getting out the corn, but I just don't know if it's worth it.

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 2 points 2 months ago

It’s lather, rinse, repeat.

[-] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

When do I stop? I am in a never ending loop of lathering my hair with shit and rinsing it off.

I may have pink eye meow, plz send help!

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 2 points 2 months ago

*Brown eye

[-] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

I followed the instructions... I lathered, then rinsed, then it said repeat, so I lathered, then rinsed, then it said repeat so I lathered and then rinsed and it said repeat...

I haven't left the shower is 35 years....

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

If you have to ask and question about this ....

.... then we also have to remind you not to remove your teeth to turn them into paste

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

The barman put a shamrock in my pint of Guinness.

It broke my teeth. Turns out it was a real rock.

[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

How is this not in /c/showerthoughts@sh.itjust.works ?

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

It could be both.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago

Shampoo is better. It goes on first and cleans the hair.

Conditioner is better! It goes on after and makes rhe hair silky and smooth!

Shut up, swan!

[-] Haaveilija@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

If shampoo is not fake poo, does that mean it is then real poo?

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Okay Hawkeye

[-] radau@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Billy and Mandy moment

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