Don't try to wash your hair with real poo.

It won't clean your hair.

(And you'll need a lot more shampoo after you try.)

(In order to clean all the real poo out of your hair.)

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[–] 16 points 9 months ago

Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I wish to subscribe to more sham facts

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    [–] 5 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Read instructions and washed hair with poo 10/10 would not recommend

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    It’s lather, rinse, repeat.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    I followed the instructions... I lathered, then rinsed, then it said repeat, so I lathered, then rinsed, then it said repeat so I lathered and then rinsed and it said repeat...

    I haven't left the shower is 35 years....

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    If you have to ask and question about this ....

    .... then we also have to remind you not to remove your teeth to turn them into paste

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    The barman put a shamrock in my pint of Guinness.

    It broke my teeth. Turns out it was a real rock.

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    Shampoo is better. It goes on first and cleans the hair.

    Conditioner is better! It goes on after and makes rhe hair silky and smooth!

    Shut up, swan!

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    If shampoo is not fake poo, does that mean it is then real poo?

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    Okay Hawkeye

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    Billy and Mandy moment

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