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[–] 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Gamers when their AC is 3: "wtf was that ending"

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  • [–] [S] 32 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Gamers when their AC is 4: "Time for some sea shanties and forgetting about the story"

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    When you unintentionally make the best pirate game ever.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Best Assassin's Creed game, but also worst Assassin's Creed game

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    My spouse bought me Origins when it came out because I played a lot of Black Flag, causing her to mistakenly think that I really liked Assassin's Creed. She realized after my reaction to it was "thanks for the new game, that's a nice gift" rather than "holy shit! I've been waiting this game!" that I was, in fact, playing Black Flag because it was a pirate game, that just happened to be an Assassin's Creed game, and hadn't actually played much of the earlier ones.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Armored Core, Assassins Creed, Animal Crossing, Ace Combat, or Ace Attorney?

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    FromSoft fans when their AC is 6: Got a job for you, 621.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    My brain still defaults to 2nd edition. Armor class 70 means a sloth wielding a toothpick would have to fumble to miss me

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Europeans when Americans use Fahrenheit: 😵‍💫

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Scientist when their AC is set to 70

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago*

    I prefer Anti Cheat at 0.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Make a will save.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago*

    Every enemy pulls out wands of Magic Missile.

    Your armour begins to glow red hot.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago*

    AC in D&D referrs to Armor Class. It is a measurement of how tough you are, or what the enemy has to roll on a 20 sided die to hit you. With an AC of 70 the opponent needs a bonus of at least 50, and even then, they only hit on a roll of 20. To have an attack bonus that high, you are probably a god or a titan.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    LOL that's so cute. They think Europeans have AC.

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