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Forklift Rule
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Miss Pauling is forklift certified.
Miss Pauling is forklift certified in the same way the Medic is a Doctor.
Lost their license after gruesome malpractice?
We're still not sure how she stole the engine while it was still running
She learnt it while working for the Nazis?
What he lacks in compassion for the sick, respect for human dignity, and any sort of verifiable formal training in medicine, the Medic more than makes up for with a bottomless supply of giant needles and a trembling enthusiasm for plunging them into exposed flesh. Raised in Stuttgart, Germany during an era when the Hippocratic oath had been downgraded to an optional Hippocratic suggestion, the Medic considers healing a generally unintended side effect of satisfying his own morbid curiosity.
I think Medic might be a he.
I thougt this was Abiotic Factor at first, then I realized it was a nsfw post.
Why is if nsfw
OSHA violations
LMAO. That's on me
The words echo in my mind playing countless hours of this game: “You failed! BOOOOOO.” 😭
That's how I would do that, too!
That isn't part of the official training material:
this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2025
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