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[–] 299 points 10 months ago (20 children)

Oh no, they're not just going to let it happen. They'll actively stop us from solving it.

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  • [–] 139 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

    "Sorry kid, I need my 9% returns on these investment funds, and I don't care where that money comes from."

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  • [–] 61 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Well im not having solar panels near my town. They'll absorb all the sunlight and it'll be dark!

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    [–] 131 points 10 months ago (22 children)

    ...and oligarchy, and fascism, and income inequality, and decreasing life expectancy, and increasing infant mortality, and more wars, and huge amounts of debt, and job loss, and...

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  • [–] 48 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Besides that it's smooth sailing.

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  • [–] 42 points 10 months ago (11 children)

    Short version: unchecked capitalism.

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  • [–] 25 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    But I was told that capitalism checks itself using something called β€œmarket forces”.

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    [–] 109 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    A teacher showed us the documentary An Inconvenient Truth and the real truth I learned from that, is that the majority of adults are irresponsible crybabies.

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    [–] 69 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (27 children)

    Boomer: "Climate change will be your burden to suffer through".

    Gen Z: "It's not fair. You got a full life of profligacy before the effects were even noticeable. I get none of the material wealth and I'm going to have to live my whole long life suffering increasing effects of it."

    Boomer: "Not so long."

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  • [–] 67 points 10 months ago (25 children)

    Also boomers: "When are you having kids? I want grandchildren."

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (23 children)

    Told my mom I didn't want kids and she said, "Oh you'll change your mind"

    I came out to my mom as gay and she said "well you can always adopt"

    Then I started intense birth control treatments for my fucked up reproductive system and she was like, "you can still adopt"

    Yeeted my uterus, cervix, and fallopian tubes just before my bday this summer and threw a fuckin party afterwards because now there is absolutely no way I can ever be a parent AND my reproductive system can't do whatever the fuck it wants cause it doesn't exist!

    My mom finally accepted that this part of the family tree has ended after that. This while process happened over 18 years. I started telling her I didn't wanna be a parent when I was TEN.

    Edit: I should prolly say that my mom isn't a boomer, but Gen X. She's surrounded constantly by boomers and other members of Gen X who act like boomers so she has picked up a lot of the traits. Practically demanding grandchildren was the worst boomer thing she's done so far, and I hope it stays that way.

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

    Meanwhile. Most Boomers post adoption

    They're not my real grandchildren.

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago

    How my grandmother was when my sister was adopted. Never treated her the same as the rest of the grandkids. Even when my sister helped care for the bitch 24/7 while she was living in our home dying of self-inflicted lung cancer.

    I was not sad when my grandmother died, if you can tell.

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    [–] 63 points 10 months ago (12 children)

    Yep. And your generation will do the same, and it will go on like this until it can't be ignored anymore, because that's what humans do, whatever the age.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago* (5 children)

    It literally cannot be ignored anymore.

    "You don't miss the water until the well runs dry" has never been a more true expression. People expect that if something is going wrong here'd be immediate and apparent consequence. It seems like a vast majority of people completely lack the skill of extended foresight, where one can look at a current situation and see how it can accumulate into a worse situation later.

    A great example of this was my mom during COVID-19:

    "All this pandemic talk is just nonsense. I'm not seeing people dying on the streets, now, am I?"

    If the effects of climate change aren't immediately apparent with some big global disaster happening overnight, then it's not a big issue or simply not real.

    If eating something that causes long term health risks doesn't immediately make you sick overnight then it's not a big issue or simply not real.

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    [–] 52 points 10 months ago

    narrator: yes, yes they did.

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  • [–] 45 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Looking at this more benevolently, the teacher might be wishing that this kid's generation will end up being more conscious and willing to act than his own.

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  • [–] 37 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    This comic is TERRORISM according to Trump's Republican Party!

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    [–] 33 points 10 months ago

    Yes.

    ... next question?

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  • [–] 32 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    They said that to me when I was a kid... and I was born in the 80s.

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    [–] 28 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I remember a similar comment made by one my highschool teachers. Because I was such a try-hard cringe edge lord I said something like "if my generation got rid of your generation, then we've solved that problem".

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    [–] 23 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    It's a global issue and America may be taking steps back, but the rest of the world is taking steps forward at least.

    Stop being a climate change doomer

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    [–] 20 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Stupid generations war. As stupid as men vs women, religion vs religion etc. It should be smart people vs stupid greedy sociopaths

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    [–] 18 points 10 months ago* (2 children)

    Humanity doesn't do shit unless the problem is holding the door open with a foot stuck between the door. Then the rest of humanity who the problem hasn't gotten to yet will point and laugh at the person experiencing the problem because reasons. At that point nobody will be too eager to jump and help, lest their door get stuck too by the problem.

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    [–] 17 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    The problem is Capitalism.

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    [–] 16 points 10 months ago (22 children)

    What's a middle school teacher supposed to do about it? There's little to nothing we can do at the personal level beyond reducing our personal tiny footprint.

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    [–] 15 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    I want to hear what he thinks his generation's problem to solve was.

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    [–] 14 points 10 months ago

    funny thing is, this was true 40 years ago, and it's true today.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago

    I was thinking like this when I decided to go into the field, like "we can't just doom the next generation and peace out", now i'm deep in it at the highest level and i'm like "ooh that's why.."

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Do you think if we had lifespan in the centuries we'd have a different perspective?

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago

    The 2001 game Arcanum (a steam punk fanatsy hybrid) had that perspective. You had a world based in late Victorian industrialization and you had elves and dwarves and stuff... but those same dwarves and elves had VERY different views on technology. This is because they live for centuries while humans just decades. They make it clear that the two longer living races often approach technology (elves hate it btw, dwarves like it but are cautious) with caution specifically because they can see the effects of their shit from a hundred years from now while humans simply cannot.

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