I am also willing for you to go to jail.

And I'm guessing the judge also plays racquetball or something.

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[–] 182 points 3 years ago (10 children)

"If I lose to [Joe Biden], I don't know what I'm going to do -- I will never speak to you again. You'll never see me again." —DJ Trump

“I Am Willing to Go to Jail”

The master spinner of lies and deceit shits out just another lie.

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    [+] 137 points 3 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (26 children)
  • [–] 73 points 3 years ago (24 children)

    Heh. I’m not sure the secret service even needs to.

    At a certain point, “we’re withdrawing protection” needs to be on the table.

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  • [–] 71 points 3 years ago (15 children)

    Unfortunately, secret service protection isn't just about physically protecting him. It's also about protecting the information that he knows.

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  • [–] 86 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    How's that working out? Pretty sure that they didn't protect a bunch of info at his home.

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  • [–] [S] 16 points 3 years ago (7 children)

    I believe legally the President and their family get SS protection for life.

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  • [–] 32 points 3 years ago

    We also have never had a president end up a convicted felon. Personally I think that should warrant withdrawing secret service protections. Obviously he probably should keep the detail. But also fuck his traitor ass.

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    [–] 105 points 3 years ago (22 children)

    In his defense he has been unlikable for the entirety of many people's lives

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  • [–] 21 points 3 years ago (15 children)

    When folks claimed, in 2015, that no one hated trump before he ran for president (also forgetting he ran a sweaty napkin of a campaign years prior) I always loved playing a couple songs by the Coup.

    They had someone pretending to be him rap in one from 1994 (the joke being that he's hated even by other rich assholes): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrSk8Um2Sso (lyrics here: https://genius.com/The-coup-pimps-free-stylin-at-the-fortune-500-club-lyrics)

    And in a powerful line in a track of their 2001 album: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84bJG5qj96w (lyrics here: https://genius.com/The-coup-ghetto-manifesto-lyrics)

    I practice this like a sport, met Donald Trump and he froze up

    Standing on his Bentley yelling, "Pimps down, hoes up"

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  • [–] 18 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

    When folks claimed, in 2015, that no one hated trump before he ran for president

    Of all the absurd claims that Trump supporters regularly make that's one of the most absurd. Donald Trump hates New York because the NYC elites didn't accept him as one of their own. The dude was a social pariah that had to resort to crashing parties because he'd never actually get an invite. Even the average New Yorker on the street has known since the '80s that he's nothing but a silver-spooned fame seeking circus clown.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    I've hated Donald Trump since he ruined our Christmas Eve in 1989.

    When I was young, we had a family tradition of buying a new board game every year for Christmas. It was the one gift we would open as a family on Christmas Eve, so we'd have something new and fun to do together for the evening. In 1989, Milton Bradley released Trump: The Game. My older brother, who has always been interested in ways to get rich, was a fan of Donald Trump at the time (he got better), and insisted that we get the game that year. It was awful. We played it once and I don't think we ever opened the box again. It was somehow simultaneously too confusing and too simplistic to be fun.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    I remember seeing him in Home Alone: Lost in New York. I screamed at Kevin not to talk to creepy strangers.

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  • [–] 85 points 3 years ago (9 children)

    He really does seem to be trying to emulate Hitler, right down to running for office while in prison for an attempted coup. The only difference was that Hitler was not quite 40 when he did that. If Trump goes to actual prison (and doesn't get some cushy house arrest), he is old enough that he doesn't have much time left after that.

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  • [–] 40 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    This is exactly it, but he foresees becoming some kind of political prisoner 'martyr for the cause' that will 'surely rally everyone behind him' for the election.

    Unfortunately I'm not sure he's wrong.

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    [–] 79 points 3 years ago (12 children)

    Maybe he should start the chant “lock me up”! At his events.

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    [–] 79 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    "I am willing to go to jail"

    Narrator: He was not.

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    [–] 75 points 3 years ago

    I find his terms acceptable.

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  • [–] 60 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    God damn why do I still have to hear this giant orange toddler all the fucking time? Conservatives are the most pathetic morons.

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    [–] 55 points 3 years ago*

    His only vision past 2024 will be three white walls and a steel door. Our whole lives aren't about hating you Cheeto, you committed treason.

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  • [–] 48 points 3 years ago

    'Her Whole Life is Not Liking Me'

    textbook narcissist

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  • [–] 47 points 3 years ago

    24 hours ago:

    The Associated Press notes, however, that “there would be no restrictions on statements criticizing the Justice Department generally or statements about Trump’s belief that the case is politically motivated.” Chutkan remains a permissible target for Trump’s public ire.

    You Won't Believe What Happens Next!

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  • [–] 45 points 3 years ago (7 children)

    Every new picture of him in public I see he gets darker and darker. Doing a reverse Michael Jackson.

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    [–] 45 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    Quote from article "Trump then declared, “But what they don’t understand is that I am willing to go to jail if that’s what it takes for our country to win and become a democracy again,”

    No most Americans understand that him going to jail is good for the country and democracy

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    [–] 39 points 3 years ago

    He's like the loud drunk being "escorted" from the bar by security.

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    What a child.

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  • [–] 27 points 3 years ago

    Donald should know how we used to treat traitors. The fact he gets the gift of any judicial process and not instantly getting the wall is so fucking generous of us.

    Don't look a gift judge in the mouth you repugnant fuckwit.

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  • [–] 27 points 3 years ago

    He should stop threatening us with a good time.

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    [–] 24 points 3 years ago

    What is this blabbering flap of skin yapping about now

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