I am also willing for you to go to jail.

And I'm guessing the judge also plays racquetball or something.

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[–] 182 points 3 years ago (10 children)

"If I lose to [Joe Biden], I don't know what I'm going to do -- I will never speak to you again. You'll never see me again." —DJ Trump

“I Am Willing to Go to Jail”

The master spinner of lies and deceit shits out just another lie.

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  • [–] 32 points 3 years ago (7 children)

    He's a tease, never delivers the goods. Well, he did get fastfood delivered to the White House that one time. Food orders taken, food orders delivered.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago (6 children)

    When "food" is appended to describe something, the item in question is not often food. See: "cheese food".

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    "He got Mexican food delivered..."

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago* (4 children)

    One example of why using absolutes isn't accurate. 🤪

    Ironically, "Mexican food" tends to imply actual food more often than, say, "Chinese food". 😬

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    Dog food isn’t even real dog.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

    I can think of maybe one way to get him to actually go through with it. Have NBC get in contact with him. Tell him they want to do a new season of the apprentice. Apprentice Reikers island.

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