this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a doctor, not an escalator technician!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Because Kirk was trying to escalate the moment

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's like a flowchart

If claim == doctor then response = true, if not then response = I'm a doctor not a [claim]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

(No offense intended. I'm not a programmer, but a desk jockey in my own right.)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm definitely a nerd lol, but not a programmer [I just know a little code]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a programmer and you didn't declare your variable! Now where's your claim class definition!?

And there's no defined function signature! And what is that comma!? I wouldn't even try to tell my boomer mother this qualified as pseudo code!!!

/Sr. Developer Lee Ermy Jelico

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

oh no an actually intelligent person who is going to reveal I have no idea what I'm talking about AAAA

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Bones, help me, I'm injured!"

"true"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Sounds like an accurate diagnosis... I hope. You wouldn't lie to a doctor, would you?

"I'm a doctor, not a truth detector."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm confused

Rewrite in brainf

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Thank you, I will hang this in a public area in view of all work staff.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shhhh! You can't say Dr. McCoy's nickname anymore, you'll summon the Moopsy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

moopsy sucking the bones out of tree man L bozo

That's all the context you need

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I see my fears were completely justified ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It drinks YOUR BONES

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always loved the brick layer one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You’re a healer. There’s a patient. That’s an order.