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[–] [email protected] 311 points 1 year ago (2 children)

anon needs to own that, funny as fuck

[–] [email protected] 118 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I’d be proud with myself if I came up with that

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Anon should‘ve rolled with it. I‘m autistic and sometimes say something totally serious which people take as a joke. I just play along and people think I‘m mad funny.

[–] [email protected] 128 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whereever I saw this posted yesterday, best comment was that he should have owned it and told the guy "be sure to wipe down the equipment when you're done".

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Toilets should be wiped down after every use.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 year ago

Anon accidentally fails to be awkward, runs to escape weird nrw feeling.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If everyone else knew gym lingo I'd probably use this all the time, it's way better than "uwu i gotta peepee poopoo real bad sir" which is what I usually say

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

> be anon

> accidentally say the funniest joke ever

> for some reason get embarrassed about it instead of being happy you invented a great bit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Just saw this yesterday on gym memes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm confused. Why did the person in the stall react that way and why did the poster in the image feel embarrassed?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nah bud, we’re not training you GPT5. Go con a doordash driver to help you or something.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

God that reads like the most autistic kid in my school trying to explain a joke.... And that really sums up GPT for me I guess

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It's getting there, but I don't think it fully captures the toilet humour in the joke.

Meaning we can rest assured that the singularity is still not here.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I am a human. My account is older than the time OpenAI decided to make ChatGPT available to the public.

After I wrote my last post, I remembered that the sentence «How many sets do you have left?» probably isn't just used as a form of small-talk among "bros", but in the context of gyms, where there is a limited amount of exercise machines, it is used as a way to ask when such a machine is going to be free again. Now it makes a lot more sense why the poster in the image said that and why the other people would react that way.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am not sure about this entire sequence.

But never been in a gym. I am guessing asking about the seats is likely some sort of gym joke or something. I really don't know why he asked such an odd question.

(I live rural, we get our exercise out of doors here)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He said "sets". I assume that in gym parlance that's how you ask how many more repititions they are going to do before they leave it free. Whenever I've been in a gym I just wait until they fuck off.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

No, when you exercise, you usually do a certain amount of repetitions, short break, another set of repetitions again and so on.