I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

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[–] 16 points 10 months ago (1 child)

No barbecue sauce udder, smdh. How's anybody supposed to get off to this?

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Even if the condiments are vegan-v this is still philosophically anti-vegan, just like animal crackers.

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    ngl i want this for my kitchen

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago

    Getting banned from air travel in Germany because of the time I suckled from the mustard teat

    ...Worth it

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    Hot sauce over there in a normal container side-eye-1side-eye-2

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    Ayy is that the dude from Warrior (2019)?

    Andrew Koji? He's based.

    Also he's going to play Ryu in the new street fighter movie.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    All I can think about when I see this is how many hands have touched these, and you'd have to touch right next to the nozzle. I bet they don't get cleaned very often either. visible-disgust

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    The thing that bothers me the most is the mustard container isn’t yellow.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    God is asleep. This world is his nightmare.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    This shit is on point not even sorry to say

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    Without reading anything I knew this was Germany.

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