this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

“Blimey Harry! This panzerfaust looks wicked,” Ron said. “Come along you two. We need to hold this bridge for three hours,” Hermione barked from the Tiger tank. Harry had never seen such bullshit before, and thought this whole magic business seemed rather bothersome.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Just don't Slytherin"

Nice grammar.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They went to Hogwarts. Do you recall those robe wearing shits ever taking a grammar class?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Let me Slytherin to those DMs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

A Wizard can say one avada kedavera in 4 seconds, a machine gun can shoot one bullet in 0.2 seconds.