It's only 1 meme but I am already invested about this dystopian highly competitive work environment.
this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2023
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I was actually thinking about a series of these. There are so many
If it's something you do for fun then Please do ! Never feel obligated to post anything tho.
When it's your first day at the new office, but you didn't read the fine print about “team-building exercises”
Section 14.3 Yearly Bonus attribution
All Non-Executive Employees shall participate in a tournament (hereafter referred to as "Battle Royale") wherein the last standing participant will be eligible to receive a Yearly Bonus, whose content is determined by the Executives in accordance with Section 14.2 of the present Code.
Section 14.4 Battle Royale rules and regulations
The rules and regulations are determined by the Executives in a separate Rulebook. These rules must ensure equality among all participants and the protection of the Company's interests and public image. They must exclude intentional death, unanesthesied removal of limbs and the diffusion of a recording of or about Battle Royal to parties outside the Company.
First rule of fight club, you don't talk about fight club
The second rule of fight club is: you DO NOT talk about fight club!
You should visit swallow.hair
It is a site that fetches random comments and mix them with random images and AI generated images to generate a pseudo random context.
It can be quite.. Entertaining and / or offensive
the idea certainly has potential. but almost all the caption aim way to hard to be out of context in one way, usually mistreating children
Rule 8, right?