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[-] this@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 months ago

Oh hey it's the wireshark

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 12 points 4 months ago

Do you know where your intercontinental cable is tonight?

[-] dumbass@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago

Getting eaten out by sharks.

[-] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 months ago

wishing i was an intercontinental cable rn

[-] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 months ago

Blåhaj heard there was transphobia in there.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I always presumed shark biting cable was just the cover story for splicing in for mass surveillance or espionage but i guess they really do bite the cables?!

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

It’s their equivalent to how you flail your arms when you walk through a spiderweb you didn’t see.

[-] bvoigtlaender@feddit.org 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It is a cover story! They use surveillance sharks.

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I don't know what its name is. I just know the sound it makes when it takes a man's life, lol

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