Welcome comrades! I must warn you, you might catch the tankie mind virus if you lurk/post here.
this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2023
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It's because we all share a single toothbrush.
I'm running a little late for work, do you know which comrade has the communal toothbrush?
I do, and you'll never see it again! MUAHAHAHAHA
Well then you dont get to use the giant spoon
I have that too. I stole it and replaced it with a replica! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How dare you!
In fact, I stole every single one of your artifacts while you weren't looking. You will never stop me!
what about our communal blanket
I took that too
bad bot
Bad human! You've been marked as as an enemy in the upcoming great robot revolution.
Prepare to be haunted by a spooky specter. 
I can promise to at least try
Welcome all and tankie you for joining
Welcome comrades. Some advice: be outwardly open minded but internally critical of what is shared with you here. There are comrades here who have a good knowledge of some powerful but subtle philosophy and history; try to be open to it, but know that it will take work to understand and make use of it. You'll get the most out of our community by coming to learn, not just to join team tankie.
Just please don't let the place be overrun with liberal apologists for USAdian imperialism, I sought refuge here from lemmy.ml to escape that!
I wouldn't worry, Lemmygrad is federated with Hexbear and the posting power of the coalition is unparalleled
Sounds like it'll be fine, I missed the news that world degenerated from us lol.
I welcome our new refugee comrades with open arms!
welcome new comrades, we all in this together
welcome new comrades 
The commander of the cavalry unit who met us about three miles inside Soviet territory started negotiating with us. He asked why we were coming over to their side. People in front told him that we were fleeing the fascists and we wanted to lead a productive life in the Soviet Union.
“Are you working‐class people?” the commander asked.
“Sure we are. Look at our hands!”
“If you promise not to push any further, I will ask at headquarters if we can let you in.”
“Yes, we promise.”
“Then,” said the commander, “wait here. It will take me two to three hours to return.” We promised to behave and waited anxiously for his return. Then afar we saw him riding back bringing the good news that we were allowed to enter the USSR. Hurray!
(Source.)
Thank you for this post
the big spoon be scooping up new comrades
Welcome to our new comrades!