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[–] 24 points 11 months ago

It's so frustrating because I've always used them, because it makes sense to use them like any other linguistic device!

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  • [–] 19 points 11 months ago

    You can pry my em dashes — that I’ve been using for more than a decade — from my cold dead hands

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    I’m too fucking negative and grumpy to be mistaken for ChatGPT.

    And I swear.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago

    Yeah. AI hasn't been able to replicate the depression that comes from living under a capitalist dystopia. Waking up every morning and hearing the news of how many more brown kids were bombed with my tax dollars.

    Can't mistake me for AI. But at least I can kill myself. ChatGPT has to answer how many Rs are in strawberry forever.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    Bullet points with sub titles in bold are soo easy to understand, but now they makes me look like a fool. A goddarn fool.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    I'm with you here. If people are going to accusing me of being AI because of my use of em-dashes—a personal use that predates the Internet almost!—well, that's what block buttons are for. Dumbasses get blocked.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    I'll keep using my em dashes and bulleted lists, and in exchange I'll just write unbearably long posts so you know I'm a human. Deal?

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago*

    The proof of humanity is going for an em-dash in an application that doesn't fix them for you, and instead just having two dashes side by side.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Na it's fine, they'll know I'm not chatgpt, because I have... ✨a personality✨

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    I have 20 years of typography muscle memory and styleguide rules that dictate proper use of em and en dashes. I’m not dumbing it down. If people can’t tell AI from human writing we’re truly cooked and it won’t be because of punctuation.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Libreoffice was converting mine as I typed

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Nah -- double dashes ftw

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Here's a cool blog post about this.

    Bye bye, em dash (—) 👋

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    Your going to die trying to die?

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