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Guarding the apples (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/cat@lemmy.world

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[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 42 points 4 months ago

His greed sickens me. He does not need 3 apples

[-] emuspawn@geostationary.orbiting.observer 12 points 4 months ago

Perhaps a triumvirate of vets is after him.

[-] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 41 points 4 months ago

That is such good cat,

[-] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

...and?

( i meant: what are you trying to say after the comma?)

[-] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 19 points 4 months ago

That it was supposed to be a period. A full articulation of my feelings on this majestic beast would probably read as a DOS attack on the fediverse.

[-] d00ery@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I too fear an attack from Microsoft Disc Operating System.

[-] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 4 points 4 months ago

Denial Of Service, dear. Clogging the pipes.

[-] d00ery@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Ohhh DoS. 😜

I just wanted to get in on the pedantic fun too, sorry. 😂

[-] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 4 points 4 months ago

Not allowed. I hate pedants. You'll have to be hung.

[-] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

hanged

(Yes, I'm a pedant)

[-] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 4 points 4 months ago

No i was saying you'll have to have an oversized penis.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

my cat walks behind me 24/7 so everytime she disapears I have a small heart attack. Sh'e usually locked in some cabinet i didn't saw her going in (once it was the fridge)

[-] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I wanna pick from that apple tree

[-] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

My precious

[-] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 4 points 4 months ago

Barn cat, meet orchard cat.

[-] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Frankentree

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