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No-code, scalable, serverless
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CEO: "I'll gut the entire IT department for this ad"
No-code, scalable, serverless, in my lane, focused, flourishing.
Is it you? Are you no-code, scalable, serverless, and a solution?
Is this "no-code, scalable, serverless solution" in the room with us right now?
Oh, good.
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I'm 100% fully 0% no serverless... as a service.
"No code, serverless"
So, nothing, hosted on nothing?
More like several very complicated moving parts hosted on complicated infrastructure to keep the illusion of nothing on nothing.
Fucks you in the Cookies?!?
Absolutely
Original post: https://wetdry.world/@ari/111195238354462369
Serverless? Keep talking
I rather want a no-code, scalable, php solution that fucks me in the a
Wait that's wordpress
Serverless and no code? So they base everything on "free" platforms like Facebook?
Or send a usb stick with some pictures in the mail?
Now i know it's a magazine!
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There’s a homeopathic veterinary clinic in my neighborhood. Amusing. My cats get real medicine a few blocks over.
A homeopathic software company, I like the idea. You pay me $100 a month, and I make sure all the 1's in your phone have good karma, and the 0's are grounded. 🧚🏽
I rather want a php solution that fucks me in the a
I just wanna get fucked in the a
If you're coding php you're already fucked
Software Engineers hate this one weird site
this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2023
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